Twatbeard speaks about his exit from Saints for the first time

He has all the other attributes underneath the tail already, so good plan.

 

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"We've made a huge mistake..."

 

"Rickie, do you reckon Les would answer my phone calls now?"

 

"Ah ****, we've blown our chances of a major trophy or three".

 

"Hey Rickie, I suppose if we were still at Southampton, we'd still be sat on the bench now"

 

I think the monkeys ate my ambition too.

 

TB: Rickie, I did ask you to pinch me if I fell asleep.

SRL Eh mate Ads, This is my ****in nightmare like. you were supposed to pinch me.

TB: Oh dear

 

''They shoot horses, don't they?''

 

Ah well, if anyone can Koeman can

 

A good interview.

You must be pleased the players care so dearly about your club.

If you want to see a real prick look no further than Jimmy Bollard.

 

Too late for TB. He made his bed of nails. Now he has to lie in it. And every time we read one of these articles he lies some more.

 

"Oh ****, we've got Real Madrid on Tuesday"

 

SRL: Be grateful it's not Southampton.

 

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Here is a recording of Derek Lallana's and Clive Lambert's conversation while watching the match today:

[video=youtube;jTifRi3qDkU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU[/video]

 

What people need to remember is that if lallana and lovren had stayed we wouldn't have signed Tadic or Alderweireld. I know who i'd rather have ps lallana is a ****

 

Are you sure?

If Pochetino had stayed maybe not but surely these players were on the 'recruitment list' and Koeman may well have said..........I want these 2. Maybe we would have bought Tadic but not bought Mane. Maybe we would have taken Alderkjygffdg.....Toby and not bought Gardos!!!!

After all...this is a club that had ambition and still has ambition so we would have been looking to improve not tread water with what we had.

 

Adam: "Hey Rickie, You were clean shaven on Monday; how come you can grow a proper beard, not a twatbeard like mine?"

Rickie: "Unlike yours, my ball's have dropped, son"

 

Brilliant Chilco...brilliant.

 

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