Off Topic TV, Entertainment Arts & Media thread

Close enough mate

 

Certainly close enough for Elf

 

You are awful.

 

But I like you

 

any port in a storm aye Elf

 

Just watched Midway on DVD. Fantastic action scenes, but some hammy acting. 7/10

I've got a couple of Airfix models to construct (Spitfire and U.S Army truck). And I picked up a few jigsaw puzzles from Barnardo's. Throw in copious viewings of Minder and that's the next week or so sorted.

What are you guys going to do to pass the time?

 

X-hamster overload.

 

I'm not into small animal porn.

 

No beastiality, Mr ban Gerwen got me introduced to XH.

 

I find constantly walking back and forth to my local Tesco in the hope of finding some beer is taking up my time - already been out and cut the grass etc

 

Prospective courting couples are being urged to practice "mind sex" or ""virtual intercourse".

Basically w***ing whilst staring at each other round the back of nightclubs and down darkened country lanes.

Strange times indeed.

 

I think I'll become an alcoholic.

 

Can anyone join in ?

 

As long as you stand two metres away, yes.

You could take a detour on your way back from Tesco.

 

No it normally only attracts small people

 

I have made a couple of suggestions to PEA about book suggestions... sadly he seems interested in neither ... they do not involve dogs or porn.

 

Ha! As it goes, I've been reading up on both subjects (very interesting) and will get back to you shortly.

 

I'm sure you'd enjoy The Hidden Life of Trees which I've just finished. A woodland walk will never be the same.

 

I'll certainly look into it.

Is it true that trees form social networks?

 

Oh yes!