Turkey shoot!

Not sure about the UK but they try to marry the Irish birds to get into the country

 

Aye, they get it anaw. Fawning all over them. Which is why they like going there I suppose. A week in the sun gettin rode rotten aff the waiters.

 

And no ironing,hmmm you might be on to something there

 

Wait a minnit. Are you a burd?

Hullo, doll

 

Is that 'Shameless' character a female?

 

We had a vote on it and decided yes she is.

We're havin a vote on Mick O' Toon later.

 

I'm all man me

 

You blew yer cover with the ironing remark. Ironing widny even cross a bloke's mind.

 

That's the Irony.

 

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I'm off to Turkey the week after next. Meeting up with a few girlies

Go there every year.

 

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Are they the same ones you met last year?

 

That's right Mick. 20 years now we've been meeting up.

One of them tells me about some sad ****er she houses now and then. Has a finger missing. Sounds a right down and out.

 

...and he's a right **** by all accounts.

 

And now has taking up those e-cigs,turning into a raving queen!

 

Gambol. Going gay by popular request.