Off Topic Trumpy pumpy.
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Trump and his team are like me walking on the Barcelona team and making my debut vs Real Madrid..
Hey Milk..are you not worried that you normal intelligent half of the country will be at a distinct disadvantage in a civil war since the other side have all the guns and bunkers and have been pretending to be militias for years?
And you scored in the first five minutes..
If that happened id go do a boris johnson on ronaldo then get sent off and forever be a barca legend.
All trump needs to do is drop some big bombs on some isis heads and he can do no wrong.
I don't think gun range Bubba would worry the military. I think the idea that men with guns can keep a government honest is outdated.
If it were redneck vs educated maybe a worry, but that would be a mess anyway.
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, up there, "We're using it as a ceiling fan.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, up there, "We're using it as a ceiling fan.
The current leader of the United States of America ladies and gentlemen…
People are not happy about a tweet Donald Trump wrote about Kate Middleton a few years ago.
You may remember, back in 2012, there was huge debate over a French publication printing pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge sunbathing topless while on holiday.
Donald Trump weighed in on the picture scandal, sharing his thoughts.
✔ @realDonaldTrump
Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!
7:04 PM - 17 Sep 2012
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...urfaced/ar-AAmlXJc?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp
People are not happy about a tweet Donald Trump wrote about Kate Middleton a few years ago.
You may remember, back in 2012, there was huge debate over a French publication printing pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge sunbathing topless while on holiday.
Donald Trump weighed in on the picture scandal, sharing his thoughts.
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Donald J. Trump✔ @realDonaldTrump
Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!
7:04 PM - 17 Sep 2012
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...urfaced/ar-AAmlXJc?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp
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Petition to keep the **** out of the UK.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928
Petition to keep the **** out of the UK.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928
Stupid idea. He is the leader of one of our biggest allies and is currently helping to boost our negotiating position with the EU by talking up a trade deal with the U.K.
I completely understand people thinking he is an idiot, he clearly is and he has some ridiculous views and ideas. But what is best for our country is to have a solid relationship with America. Banning him from the country wouldn't change who he is or what he is going to do in America or the world other than to piss him off and make him less likely to act favourably towards us.
People need to get over it, he is the president and it's important to keep him on side. Develop the relationship, get his ear, try to influence him behind closed doors. Don't attempt to publicaly humiliate him and turn him against us.
Both May and Johnson have spoken out against his latest batshit mental policy today, finally.
The comically dubbed "special relationship" will only prosper if the UK government is so desperate for a trade deal that it will turn a blind eye to Trump's Nazi politics.
Building walls and refusing entry for certain countries? The land of the free.
RATM will have a **** load of new material to work with.
Look at the bright side guys.
It will take 6months for his staff to get set up so hes content with for show meaningless gestures like building a wall thats already there and banning a few nobody countries from coming in... and bullying car companies on twitter.
Roll on 18months and tbe public get to change the senate /house picture and 6months after that the whle ****ty democratic conventions start again for the next trump v whoever predistential election.
The only questions are how stupid are the Democrats and what damage can he do while he gets actually going.
He had two unopposed budgets and then there coumd be a block to his antics if the us people have any brains.
It will take 6months for his staff to get set up so hes content with for show meaningless gestures like building a wall thats already there and banning a few nobody countries from coming in... and bullying car companies on twitter.
Roll on 18months and tbe public get to change the senate /house picture and 6months after that the whle ****ty democratic conventions start again for the next trump v whoever predistential election.
The only questions are how stupid are the Democrats and what damage can he do while he gets actually going.
He had two unopposed budgets and then there coumd be a block to his antics if the us people have any brains.
Like I said he has some ridiculous ideas but it will have no effect on that whatsoever banning him from the country.. It'll just piss him off. Solves nothing and damages our prospects.
That's a fear based opinion motivated by the fact that we're leaving the EU and can't afford to fall out with the US, regardless of how grotesque their leadership is.
It's a great example of how Brexit has weakened the UK's international standing.
Trump and his mad, divisive, aggressive, hateful policies coming to power couldn't have come at a worse time for the clueless May.
I think its more about the stupidity of the twenty something social media warriors out there
Creating not my president campaigns, stupid petitions, thinking that the sky is falling in.
Thats the fear out there
The reality is irrespective of leaving the eu or not... or whether it was may or cameron some uk pm was going to be ball tickling trump no matter what. Britian have needed the us since 1941.
Yes trump is loving dividing the eu as it futhers usa influence and his own interests but the reality is the uk is just a handy early crutch for trump to legitimise his antics and any pm in the past 70 years would prob pander to him anyway.