ALOL* *Actually Laffed Out Loud - it's a new meme (made it up maself) that am trying out to see if it catches on. A-LOL might be better tho?
"So, as I said to the Dalai Lama "not wearing these shoes I wouldn't!" Hold on, shush everyone, Toby is back again. I know but he wears a trench coat and Dr Martens to his 6th form college and thinks that it makes him a Marxist. If you keep quiet he'll go back to his room and knock one out over the lingerie pages in his mum's Littlewoods catalogue. Yeah, I know, doesn't think we know where he keeps it but at this rate he'll have to get a new one because the only pages not stuck together are the ones with Grannies wearing taupe shape wear."
