Getting all hot and turned on then when you put your hand down his pants to feel the goods, you realise that he's only got an angry half incher.
Sorry about that but we were starting from a position of me having no penis so half an inch is a move in the right direction
I get a spasm in the arch of my foot no shagging anyway, only happens every so often but its ****ing annoying having to pull out and rub my foot when my dicks covered in minge juice.