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It's called omegle.. Some of my better stuff is back a page..

I haven't been doing much of it lately.. Its funny if you end up chatting to another troll had an amusing chat with someone about eating children..
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: if i dont say f are you gonna abandon me like the rest?
You: no
You: promise
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ive been huurt so many times
You: i will listen dont worry :)
Stranger: all these horny 18 f girls say they want to let me watch them finger themselves
Stranger: its all lies though
You: i know i know
You: its tough trooper
You: but ya just got to deal with it
You: and get some real pussy
Stranger: i have a cat?
Stranger: does that count?
You: well if you want to **** your cat its up to you mate
Stranger: i put my finger up its bum once
Stranger: it almost took my eye out
You: nice
You: not surprised
Stranger: maybe i should have seduced it first
You: yeah get it drunk
You: it is over the age of consent right?
You: like its not a kitten?
Stranger: in cat years yes....
You: good
You: dont want no **** stuff going down
Stranger: fo sure
You: hell yeah
Stranger: im gonna get it drunk then **** it without a condom
Stranger: then i wont call it the next morning
You: ****ing yes
You: you sound sooooooooooooooooo cool
You: and awesome
Stranger: i get that a lot
You: do it man and if it has kittens dont pay child support
You: boom
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: you are a genius
You: if she takes you to court dont go
Stranger: haha yeah, and then ill **** all her sisters too
Stranger: then come back and cut her
Stranger: with my knife
Stranger: too far?
You: meh maybe cut out the knife bit
You: excuse the pun
Stranger: genius
You: defo **** her sisters
You: the whore desrved it for messing you around
Stranger: i know
Stranger: next time im gonna stick my whole fist up her bum
You: oh yes
You: her arse would fall out next time she ****s
You: revenge is sweet
Stranger: anyway my friend it has been nice talking to you, but ive got a cat to ****
You: nice one have fun buddy im might catknap a cat in a bit and lock it in my cellar for 14 years
You: *24 years
Stranger: too far man, too far
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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It's hard to decide who had the upper hand in that one...it's almost like you landed on there with someone else from here<laugh>
 
whats your fantasy?

You: two birds, strap ons, pot of lube and a video camera

Stranger: lol

Stranger: weird dreams

Stranger: :p

You: and a pig

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

She must have been Jewish!!
 
That makes no sense <doh>

If you want to talk about old posts, remember following ST around beeling because he posted a rape thread?

Stoopid Kirung <doh>
 
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