Troll a Stranger

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Gambol said:
Oddly, clicking on the quote of it worked. Ya fat ****. <laugh>
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<laugh> It takes ages to get people to talk to you. Most of them are wise to it by now.

I've been trying to start conversations with "Hi there, ***** here. It's a nickname, not a lifestyle choice."....... no one is biting yet.
 
Stranger: were you from
You: zimbabwe
You: you?
Stranger: Holland
You: my father eaten by tribe :(
You: so i have funeral today
You: very sad
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: why would i joke about father?
Stranger: i dont;t know
You: :(
Stranger: I"m sorry for you
Stranger: when did it happen?
You: last week
You: he go hunting for unicorn
You: and next thing
You: tribe spear him
You: and they eat him
You: i found his bones when i walked donkey next day
You: :(
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: that's sad
Stranger: what's you name by the way?
You: abam
You: you?
Stranger: Lotte
You: do you have tribes in holland?
Stranger: no only in the zoo
Stranger: do you live in the jungle?
You: you keep people in the zoo?
You: 0_0
You: yes
Stranger: NO!
You: i live in hut
Stranger: sorry but we don;t
You: a tribe is people
Stranger: I know
You: so why do you put them in a zoo?
Stranger: no we don't
Stranger: i miss understood
Stranger: I feel stupid now
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Possibly the stupidest person i've spoke to in my life...
 
I canny see any of the thumbnail ones. wtf is going on? <grr>
 
You: heyy x
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: do u have cock or pussy?
You: pussy :)
You: shes called sophie
Stranger: oh nice baby\
Stranger: i have a nice cock
You: really?
Stranger: yea baby
You: well, my pussy doesnt like cocks
You: she had a bad experience
Stranger: then what ur pussy like?
You: well
You: shes got long hair
You: and a tortoiseshell pattern
Stranger: hmm nice u have a hairy pussy
You: yep
You: shes very friendly
You: but she doesnt like strangers
Stranger: what about ur boobs?
You: oh, im a guy, i assumed you were talking about my cat
You: perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 15 m
Stranger: u?
You: 11/f/uk
Stranger: sweet, u horny or have u not reached that age yet? :P
You: Im curious lol :p
You: you dont mind im younger?
Stranger: not really :)
Stranger: u got Skype?
You: cool :)
You: yeah but can we talk on here a bit?
Stranger: ok, y's that, we can't see each other
Stranger: I'm running low on battery as well
You: Just so i know more bout you lol
You: just 5 mins :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ask anything u want
Stranger: btw, I'm actually 14,
You: are you a virgin?
You: ok
Stranger: no
You: how old was the girl?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: same age
You: im a virgin :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: how far u gone so far?
You: Have you ever heard of Chris Hansen?
You: Dateline NBC?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: To catch a predator?
Stranger: i mean sexuallu
You: Well Huth youre on it
Stranger: sexually
You: yeah one of those
Stranger: huh?
You: did you kidnap maddy?
Stranger: no
You: You like young girls
You: youre going to jail
You: police have your IP adress now
You: * address
Stranger: listen, i lied bout me age... twice
You: too late
Stranger: I'm actually 12
You: lies
Stranger: just thought it would sound cooler :(
You: Huth i know its you
You: youve already been caught 3 times
Stranger: huth?
Stranger: who's huth?
You: you
You: just code
You: police code
Stranger: for what?
You: Sexual predator
Stranger: ur gay as ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Found you Huth.
 
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