Trevor Sinclair believes QPR is 'losing its identity' as a team and club

Didley Squat · Jan 21, 2015

Happy Birthday, sb73 ........hic!

rangercol · Jan 21, 2015

sb_73 said: ↑

'Not fit'. Now then, where do I start? 'Not fit' FFS.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST how difficult is it to be fit when your ****ing job is standing up and running around? Not being fit as a professional footballer is the equivalent of me not knowing how to use a phone for my work. It's a NON ****ING OPTIONAL qualification for doing the job. Who trains these cretins? I suggest a regime of physical, psychological and monetary punishment for all those (i.e. all of them) who are NOT FIT. This will consist of accompanying Ferdinand on all his twice daily book signing jaunts, carrying all the books and standing on one leg behind Rio, singing Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' while he signs the two or three actually sold, then buying all the left over books at 1 million% of RRP. Rio is exempt because he is no longer a footballer. Do us all a favour and retire now so we can spend your £40k a week on a half decent loan player, you stupid, selfish berk.

I think Trevor is right. Several other commentators have said that in away games on bigger pitches (yes they are bigger. Not by much, but they are bigger) we struggle to keep up. Like the fat speccy kid who was always last at cross country at school. Last by such a long way that they didn't have time to shower before the next lesson. That's us, stinking the place up for everybody else, never improving, never learning, just getting more bloated, slower and worse. I reckon we are a bit better at home because they know the strong support from the crowd could turn nasty any second, and they could all end up with their heads ripped off. Not that that would be any great loss to them.

He's also right in that we don't think we can compete without spending loads of money. FOR ****'S SAKE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY! But that's ok, we've got dozens of clapped out, knackered, unwanted twats hanging around to help, like Steve "Pat on the Back, Job Done" Black, helping us to "Find a way". Yeah, find a way to utter humiliation and embarrassment. AGAIN FFS.

Gary Bannister is wrong, as is anyone who has had the same haircut for 30 years (special exemption for the bald).

That's better. Mods, could I please have a get out of jail free card for all rants and insults today, it's my 54th birthday. FIFTY ****ING FOUR FFS!. The good news is that I have laboured under the misconception that I was a year older for the last couple of months. The bad part of that is I obviously need a brain scan and enrolment on some Alzheimers drug trial sharpish. Can't remember my own ****ing age. Doomed.

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Great rant mate.

54 eh? I'd never have thought it............................................58,59 maybe, but 54? Blimey!!
I'm 54 this year too, so I share your dismay.

Happy Birthday!

Ranger4ever · Jan 21, 2015

sb_73 said: ↑

'Not fit'. Now then, where do I start? 'Not fit' FFS.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST how difficult is it to be fit when your ****ing job is standing up and running around? Not being fit as a professional footballer is the equivalent of me not knowing how to use a phone for my work. It's a NON ****ING OPTIONAL qualification for doing the job. Who trains these cretins? I suggest a regime of physical, psychological and monetary punishment for all those (i.e. all of them) who are NOT FIT. This will consist of accompanying Ferdinand on all his twice daily book signing jaunts, carrying all the books and standing on one leg behind Rio, singing Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' while he signs the two or three actually sold, then buying all the left over books at 1 million% of RRP. Rio is exempt because he is no longer a footballer. Do us all a favour and retire now so we can spend your £40k a week on a half decent loan player, you stupid, selfish berk.

I think Trevor is right. Several other commentators have said that in away games on bigger pitches (yes they are bigger. Not by much, but they are bigger) we struggle to keep up. Like the fat speccy kid who was always last at cross country at school. Last by such a long way that they didn't have time to shower before the next lesson. That's us, stinking the place up for everybody else, never improving, never learning, just getting more bloated, slower and worse. I reckon we are a bit better at home because they know the strong support from the crowd could turn nasty any second, and they could all end up with their heads ripped off. Not that that would be any great loss to them.

He's also right in that we don't think we can compete without spending loads of money. FOR ****'S SAKE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY! But that's ok, we've got dozens of clapped out, knackered, unwanted twats hanging around to help, like Steve "Pat on the Back, Job Done" Black, helping us to "Find a way". Yeah, find a way to utter humiliation and embarrassment. AGAIN FFS.

Gary Bannister is wrong, as is anyone who has had the same haircut for 30 years (special exemption for the bald).

That's better. Mods, could I please have a get out of jail free card for all rants and insults today, it's my 54th birthday. FIFTY ****ING FOUR FFS!. The good news is that I have laboured under the misconception that I was a year older for the last couple of months. The bad part of that is I obviously need a brain scan and enrolment on some Alzheimers drug trial sharpish. Can't remember my own ****ing age. Doomed.

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Very eloquent, you've not lost the ability to say it how it is.

Happy Birthday - you're as young as you feel

TWGWTDT · Jan 21, 2015

Happy Birthday Stan

KooPeeArr · Jan 21, 2015

sb_73 said: ↑

'Not fit'. Now then, where do I start? 'Not fit' FFS.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST how difficult is it to be fit when your ****ing job is standing up and running around? Not being fit as a professional footballer is the equivalent of me not knowing how to use a phone for my work. It's a NON ****ING OPTIONAL qualification for doing the job. Who trains these cretins? I suggest a regime of physical, psychological and monetary punishment for all those (i.e. all of them) who are NOT FIT. This will consist of accompanying Ferdinand on all his twice daily book signing jaunts, carrying all the books and standing on one leg behind Rio, singing Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' while he signs the two or three actually sold, then buying all the left over books at 1 million% of RRP. Rio is exempt because he is no longer a footballer. Do us all a favour and retire now so we can spend your £40k a week on a half decent loan player, you stupid, selfish berk.

I think Trevor is right. Several other commentators have said that in away games on bigger pitches (yes they are bigger. Not by much, but they are bigger) we struggle to keep up. Like the fat speccy kid who was always last at cross country at school. Last by such a long way that they didn't have time to shower before the next lesson. That's us, stinking the place up for everybody else, never improving, never learning, just getting more bloated, slower and worse. I reckon we are a bit better at home because they know the strong support from the crowd could turn nasty any second, and they could all end up with their heads ripped off. Not that that would be any great loss to them.

He's also right in that we don't think we can compete without spending loads of money. FOR ****'S SAKE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY! But that's ok, we've got dozens of clapped out, knackered, unwanted twats hanging around to help, like Steve "Pat on the Back, Job Done" Black, helping us to "Find a way". Yeah, find a way to utter humiliation and embarrassment. AGAIN FFS.

Gary Bannister is wrong, as is anyone who has had the same haircut for 30 years (special exemption for the bald).

That's better. Mods, could I please have a get out of jail free card for all rants and insults today, it's my 54th birthday. FIFTY ****ING FOUR FFS!. The good news is that I have laboured under the misconception that I was a year older for the last couple of months. The bad part of that is I obviously need a brain scan and enrolment on some Alzheimers drug trial sharpish. Can't remember my own ****ing age. Doomed.

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Quality ranting Stan!

Happy birthday - hope you've had a great day.

I'll give you a Blackeyism as a special treat - not thinking that you're the best will only leave you knowing you're not (I did actually make it up but it's naff enough to suffice).

UTRs · Jan 21, 2015

sb_73 said: ↑

'Not fit'. Now then, where do I start? 'Not fit' FFS.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST how difficult is it to be fit when your ****ing job is standing up and running around? Not being fit as a professional footballer is the equivalent of me not knowing how to use a phone for my work. It's a NON ****ING OPTIONAL qualification for doing the job. Who trains these cretins? I suggest a regime of physical, psychological and monetary punishment for all those (i.e. all of them) who are NOT FIT. This will consist of accompanying Ferdinand on all his twice daily book signing jaunts, carrying all the books and standing on one leg behind Rio, singing Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' while he signs the two or three actually sold, then buying all the left over books at 1 million% of RRP. Rio is exempt because he is no longer a footballer. Do us all a favour and retire now so we can spend your £40k a week on a half decent loan player, you stupid, selfish berk.

I think Trevor is right. Several other commentators have said that in away games on bigger pitches (yes they are bigger. Not by much, but they are bigger) we struggle to keep up. Like the fat speccy kid who was always last at cross country at school. Last by such a long way that they didn't have time to shower before the next lesson. That's us, stinking the place up for everybody else, never improving, never learning, just getting more bloated, slower and worse. I reckon we are a bit better at home because they know the strong support from the crowd could turn nasty any second, and they could all end up with their heads ripped off. Not that that would be any great loss to them.

He's also right in that we don't think we can compete without spending loads of money. FOR ****'S SAKE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY! But that's ok, we've got dozens of clapped out, knackered, unwanted twats hanging around to help, like Steve "Pat on the Back, Job Done" Black, helping us to "Find a way". Yeah, find a way to utter humiliation and embarrassment. AGAIN FFS.

Gary Bannister is wrong, as is anyone who has had the same haircut for 30 years (special exemption for the bald).

That's better. Mods, could I please have a get out of jail free card for all rants and insults today, it's my 54th birthday. FIFTY ****ING FOUR FFS!. The good news is that I have laboured under the misconception that I was a year older for the last couple of months. The bad part of that is I obviously need a brain scan and enrolment on some Alzheimers drug trial sharpish. Can't remember my own ****ing age. Doomed.

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Happy Birthday Stan!

Only 54? I thought you said you were old?

UTRs · Jan 22, 2015

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Happy Birthday Stan
And now breathe!! - What always makes me laugh is how the majority of people state:
"The players of yester year could never cope with the pace of the game today and the fitness levels now are on another planet"
Bullshit, as I've stated ad nauseum and infinitum, apart from a few clubs in the Premier league the whole thing stinks. Just look at clubs like Sunderland as a random example with O'Shea, Brown & Fletcher - how can these guys still be pulling in over 50K a week for little or no effort?
The Premier League is predominantly one big merry go round of has beens passing on jobs to each other.

As for forgetting you age - well I'm just 7 years your junior and often have to think twice when asked my age.

I'll have an imaginary beverage to your good health as currently on an enforced 3 month sabbatical from the juice, further compounded by now having to eat properly and train hard - something to do with being taken out of the office by ambulance a couple of weeks ago!!!

Still, there's always QPR to keep our humour - Happy Birthday again
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Wow, sorry to hear that but glad your still alive mate!

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