Now, thankfully the transfer window is behind us we can get back to serious posting..so here goes--
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight
They got off at Quality Street
He asked her name,"Polo ,I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa
"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his TicTacs
Soon they were Heart Throbs
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight
But 3 days later his Sherbet DipDab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight
They got off at Quality Street
He asked her name,"Polo ,I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa
"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his TicTacs
Soon they were Heart Throbs
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight
But 3 days later his Sherbet DipDab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts
