I've just received a text from a taxi driver saying that he had Jardel in the back of his cab with enough Ibrox Casino Chips to purchase a white hat from an un-named sports retailer.
...now he's sent an MMS of the crack Brazilian goal machine negotiating with "hardball playing" people in brown brogues. It appears to be taking place in the Nautical-themed William Wilton Suite.
Lennon on Twitter "Phone is busy today" Never ****ing mind Twitter and get some decent **** signed on.
If Celtic sign no-one this transfer window it wil be ****in criminal! Ki plus Champions League cash - £15-17million min!!! Get Russel and that Motherwell player in for the SPL and sign a CB and a Striker for Champions League...an attacking/creative midfielder would also be nice!
The squad needs a quality centre-back first and foremost. I agree with Rebel when he said that Rabiu Ibrahim is the attacking midfielder we've been missing. Just need to get him fit and ready.
There wont be major signings. A centre back for about £2m and a striker on loan. There's a debt needs servicing.
The money coming in will wipe out any debt - except the long term loan of £12m for Lennoxtown. If Celtic dont sign a player or two - max outlay £3 to £4m - then they're at it.
I think (dont know for certain) that was the original cost but, from my reading of the annual counts, I believe the o/s loan is down to approx £12m ... I could be wrong !
As it says on the ground in Swansea, young man, "Ambition is ****ing critical" please log in to view this image
right, Ive been slumming it on general chat for the last 15 minutes ...HAVE WE SIGNED ANYONE YET Ahm gonnae go pure radge
Apparently Bentley's agent asked for an extra £30 a week. Lawwell said "Let him have it".....So Lennon kicked his **** in. A little Bentley joke there for all you fans of executions out there
Today is going to be a big ****ing disappointment isn't it. Get ready for Lennon to be pushed in front of a camera at midnight saying "We tried"