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So Coutinho has come back to see ex teammates and staff, and will have a farewell party tonight.

Little prick couldn’t wait to leave and now wants to have a party after a crucial game. Talk about **** timing.
 
Jimmy Squarefoot said:
So Coutinho has come back to see ex teammates and staff, and will have a farewell party tonight.

Little prick couldn’t wait to leave and now wants to have a party after a crucial game. Talk about **** timing.
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Modern day football fan worries eh...?
 
Our lot are worryingly quiet after the Couthino sale. Spurs will be strengthened and have their best defender coming back....for me, they're nailed on for top 4 now. Even Arsenal look much stronger after losing Sanchez if they complete the Aubameyang deal.

Had we kept Couthino until summer, I'd have been happy with our window but right now we are not winning the transfer window!
 
Went for a haircut yesterday at the barbers used by Firmino, Can, Couthinho (before he left obviously) and Henderson, the deal is they get their hair cut there for free and the owner can use their photos for publicity.
Anyway, I asked the lad cutting my hair if he'll miss Couthinho because of the big tip I thought he must have left after getting his lid trimmed, the lad said he never ever left a tip, the only one to give the lads a dropsy is Henderson who gives them £50, the richer they are the more mean the twats become.
 
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FSG's Last Stand said:
Went for a haircut yesterday at the barbers used by Firmino, Can, Couthinho (before he left obviously) and Henderson, the deal is they get their hair cut there for free and the owner can use their photos for publicity.
Anyway, I asked the lad cutting my hair if he'll miss Couthinho because of the big tip I thought he must have left after getting his lid trimmed, the lad said he never ever left a tip, the only one to give the lads a dropsy is Henderson who gives them £50, the richer they are the more mean the twats become.
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I find it more alarming that they would be looking for a 'free' service in exchange for something else. I wouldn't take a free haircut myself and I don't earn hundreds of thousands a week, pay the ****ing man for his work!
 
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mighty_stevie_g said:
I find it more alarming that they would be looking for a 'free' service in exchange for something else. I wouldn't take a free haircut myself and I don't earn hundreds of thousands a week, pay the ****ing man for his work!
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Yes but the amount of scallys going in on bavk of this being the barber to go to more than covers it.

to not tip the guy though... whatever about the owner the lad cutting is on minimum so that is low.
 
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astro said:
That particular statistical anomaly has been well documented on this forum. Click here: [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]
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How’s the window going for you?

Spent all that Coutinho cash yet? Or are you sat there softly crying as FSG royally goose you again?

#yankfrauds
 
Tobes said:
How’s the window going for you?

Spent all that Coutinho cash yet? Or are you sat there crying as FSG royally goose you again?

[HASHTAG]#yankfrauds[/HASHTAG]
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he's deep in a spinning cycle coming up with reasons why.

when he comes up for air we might get an answer as to why he was right all along.
 
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mighty_stevie_g said:
I find it more alarming that they would be looking for a 'free' service in exchange for something else. I wouldn't take a free haircut myself and I don't earn hundreds of thousands a week, pay the ****ing man for his work!
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Four .guys work in the shop, the shop is closed while the player gets his haircut, the three not involved with cutting his hair lose out on tips themselves until the shop reopens,
because us poor ****ers always give a tip.<laugh>
 
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FSG's Last Stand said:
Four .guys work in the shop, the shop is closed while the player gets his haircut, the three not involved with cutting his hair lose out on tips themselves until the shop reopens,
because us poor ****ers always give a tip.<laugh>
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Greedy bastards, I couldn’t look myself in the mirror if I did something like that.

The sense of entitlement is completely disgusting
 
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In Birmingham there's a chap who offers a cupping service. His clientele include Rooney, Suarez, Anthony Joshua etc. Basically a s*** load of famous sports stars but they tip him well for his work. Some like are like Troy Deeney, giving him an RS4 (60k car) whilst Rooney gave him a £400 set of sandals <laugh>

Interesting that Mario Balotelli used to hand out money often when he played for City. Guess it depends on the player!
 
FSG's Last Stand said:
Went for a haircut yesterday at the barbers used by Firmino, Can, Couthinho (before he left obviously) and Henderson, the deal is they get their hair cut there for free and the owner can use their photos for publicity.
Anyway, I asked the lad cutting my hair if he'll miss Couthinho because of the big tip I thought he must have left after getting his lid trimmed, the lad said he never ever left a tip, the only one to give the lads a dropsy is Henderson who gives them £50, the richer they are the more mean the twats become.
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Fsg rolling with the famous peeps
 
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FSG's Last Stand said:
Went for a haircut yesterday at the barbers used by Firmino, Can, Couthinho (before he left obviously) and Henderson, the deal is they get their hair cut there for free and the owner can use their photos for publicity.
Anyway, I asked the lad cutting my hair if he'll miss Couthinho because of the big tip I thought he must have left after getting his lid trimmed, the lad said he never ever left a tip, the only one to give the lads a dropsy is Henderson who gives them £50, the richer they are the more mean the twats become.
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what you get ... good cut ??
 
What's happened with Sturridge is a shame but he's not the future anymore and hasn't been for a long time, so I'm not particularly sad about it but I hope he can reshape his career in some way at a different level
 
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InBiscanWeTrust said:
Or tip


ps, is tipping your hair dresser an actual thing for non famous people? I don’t think I’ve ever given a tip to them? :huh:
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No way, if you go to an actual decent barber it's expensive as feck these days anyway and if you go to the local corner chop shop there's no way you're tipping for the abomination they give you anyways and they don't expect it
 
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