I'd pedal Keita to the airport on my handlebars if it speeds up his departure,bloody sicknote!
I'd pedal Keita to the airport on my handlebars if it speeds up his departure,bloody sicknote!
You don't know how quick @Zorba can cycle.Your choice. Personally, I'd just call a taxi, they move quicker.
Plus he doesn't realise road rules don't apply to cyclsts,apparently you can jump red lights and go up one way streets the wrong way plus pavement riding easily beat a Joe.

Plus he doesn't realise road rules don't apply to cyclsts,apparently you can jump red lights and go up one way streets the wrong way plus pavement riding easily beat a Joe.![]()
Konrad Laimer
I have had it with the Nabster, the sooner he goes the better
Bayern wanted him but didn't want to pay €30 million given he's out of contract next summer.Konrad Laimer
Bayern wanted him but didn't want to pay €30 million given he's out of contract next summer.
More of a defensive-minded midfielder.
He died back in 1994 so probably not really the way forward.I'd say that's what we need. Give us a modern day Mascherano and everyone would cower in fear at the thought of playing us.
(Not implying Latimer is right man, I don't know him... Just saying we need a DM who can break up any attack)
Latchford. Snails in other suburbs of Warrington are more sluggish
Bayern wanted him but didn't want to pay €30 million given he's out of contract next summer.
More of a defensive-minded midfielder.
He died back in 1994 so probably not really the way forward.
Nah I prefer the Sankey onesLatchford. Snails in other suburbs of Warrington are more sluggish
Presumably you've been searching for Keira Knightley even more then.I don't know. Can't be worse than Keita.
I can't believe that as many times as I've written Keita, autocorrect changes it to Keira every time.
Latchford. Snails in other suburbs of Warrington are more sluggish
Presumably you've been searching for Keira Knightley even more then.
She's probably a bit lightweight for the Premier League though.