Transfer Deadline Day Thread!

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Where's BIG CHRIS?! Have I missed something or is he locked in the boardroom presiding over a transfer?

I'm still awaiting his announcement of the big name German striker Brucey was close to sealing the deal with.

Perhaps he's too busy working behind the scenes at SAFC to get back to us...
 
what chelsea havnt realised yet is that torres has done a bunk out the back door and is in a cab with old saggy chops agreeing a personal terms and getting the once over by the man himself ( better watch out harry you may be mugged by another spaniard!

although i made that up crazier stuff has happened like us signing tyson nunes.
 
Andy Carroll contacted ToonTalk editor Steve Wraith today via text to say, "I'm gutted to be leaving my home town club, i was told to go. I didn't want to leave that's why I signed a 5 year deal. I was pushed out of the door."

Andy asked us to make this public to all fans.

Haha! :emoticon-0102-bigsm

Agent Ashley strikes again!