Tramp food and food that ****s with big arms eat

Avocado is algae with substance and form

 

Over here, surströmming is tramp food. Basically a tin of Tramp concentrate
Putrid fish, revolting

 

I don't like them, but I put some in an omelette with some tomato and a little cheese

 

You ****in bl'end

 

25g oats
1 banana
40 g frozen blueberries
1 tablesooon peanut butter
1 scoop protein power (pistachio or any old ****e )
1 pint water

Blend

Delicious and healthy

 

I didn't get the avocado and egg combination.

Smashed avocado with scrambled or poached eggs on wholemeal toast, for example.

The two things just do not go together. Whoever thought of, and then perpetuated, the idea should be ****ing shot.

Either of those things separate from the other is perfectly OK.

 

I don't like it in any form, so it worked for me

 

Sounds like That'd go bangin in some chicken koka

 

Chief knows.

 

Aye the last thing you want with eggs is a soppy wet veg

 

What about road kill Moose @Suckmyklopp ?

How does that rate on the Trampometer

 

Im not sure tbh, if you run it over yourself I think its fine, actually I'd say its the right thing to do (global warming and that) but if you just find one and cook it up Yeh I'd say your hitting the tramp zone

 

Mashed Lentil soup with seasoned tofu and mixed veg...

Dark chocolate and pecans

 

Porridge with almonds walnuts and honey... 1 scoop of whey protein ( toffee popcorn)

 

Youre a fuking minger man.

Seriously.

Just take all joy out of food whenever I see you post what you eat

 

I dont want you to feel like you can't be included so I've changed the thread title bro.

 

Yah, eating Moose killed by traffic definitely controls the weather
What if you have "relations" with it first and then eat it?

 

I eat my girl out all the time so I'm cool with it.

 

Anytime I hear lentils I think

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what the ****, You don’t like, but put it in an omelette?