We find our squad assembled & Clayton Wood training ground
TP: Right gather round lads
Kenwynne is bouncing around at the back of the group
TP: kenny if you want a piss go the bog
Kenny trudges off dejected
TP: Right onto Brighton
Wilko puts his hand up
TP: Yes andy
AW: we are going on holiday boss?
TP:HOLIDAY ?
AW: you said we were going to brighton
TP: OUR FA CUP tie with brighton
AW: Sorry boss i aint played for a few games & forgot who we had next
TP: Right forget last weeks tactics @ brum, WE ARE GOING TOO ATTACK
TP stares huth in the face
TP: huthy i want you upfront
RH: me boss why?
TP:
cause you are the only person in the team who can ****ING SCORE
just as kj returns, he overhears ****ING SCORE
KJ is now frantically asking everyone if they have a mobile on them & cant find one.
KJ again starts dancing with his arms waving
TP: what is it now?
KJ replies : I need a no 2 boss
TP: ok **** off & take your time
KJ: ok cheers boss
then runs straight to the dressing room to get his mobile
KJ is now dialling
ring ring, ring ring
Ric Fuller answers
RF: yeh big guy whats happening, am just at me uncles wake
KJ: Ric It's too late man were ****ed
RF: Chill out Bro, Whats wrong
KJ: it's tony
RF: ?????????
KJ: i went bog & came back just as tony said ****ING SCORE, i think we are ****ed mate, dont bring no ganja back
line goes dead
TP: Right gather round lads
Kenwynne is bouncing around at the back of the group
TP: kenny if you want a piss go the bog
Kenny trudges off dejected
TP: Right onto Brighton
Wilko puts his hand up
TP: Yes andy
AW: we are going on holiday boss?
TP:HOLIDAY ?
AW: you said we were going to brighton
TP: OUR FA CUP tie with brighton
AW: Sorry boss i aint played for a few games & forgot who we had next
TP: Right forget last weeks tactics @ brum, WE ARE GOING TOO ATTACK
TP stares huth in the face
TP: huthy i want you upfront
RH: me boss why?
TP:
cause you are the only person in the team who can ****ING SCORE
just as kj returns, he overhears ****ING SCORE
KJ is now frantically asking everyone if they have a mobile on them & cant find one.
KJ again starts dancing with his arms waving
TP: what is it now?
KJ replies : I need a no 2 boss
TP: ok **** off & take your time
KJ: ok cheers boss
then runs straight to the dressing room to get his mobile
KJ is now dialling
ring ring, ring ring
Ric Fuller answers
RF: yeh big guy whats happening, am just at me uncles wake
KJ: Ric It's too late man were ****ed
RF: Chill out Bro, Whats wrong
KJ: it's tony
RF: ?????????
KJ: i went bog & came back just as tony said ****ING SCORE, i think we are ****ed mate, dont bring no ganja back
line goes dead
"he's the only one who can !"ã$%^&* score!!" HA!