Towns To Avoid

Places I would rather die than live in;

Portsmouth
Basingstoke
Milton Keynes
Middlesborough
Edinburgh (worst place in Jockland)
(except for) The Isle of Lewis

But the prize must go to;

The Isle of Man

 

London:


http://www.independent.co.uk/voices...welcome-to-londons-rental-market-9492344.html

 

What am I going to do?

 

Didn't bother reading that. I'm guessing it's some sort of hack job designed to cheer up the sneering provincials who don't have the good fortune to live in one of the worlds great cities?

 

You're not giving a very good impression of someone who hasn't read it

 

Jip, after I said, "what am I going to do", you were supposed to say, "I'm going to catch that rat, it's what I'm going to do". I thought that was the game we were playing?

 

Put down some rat poison. If that doesn't work I suggest calling Rentokil.

 

Don't think I've heard that verse.

 

Does'nt even rhyme.

 

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You just described Britain. It's still better than almost everywhere else though.

 

This you ignoring me again **** for brains?

 

Ballymena.

 

Port Seaton .