Is that the league that one of your similarly priced signings got voted into the worst XI of the season for?
Yeah that's the one If you didn't realise he's about our 6th choice striker!! So hardly anything to worry about. So are you claiming the French league isn't one of the worst in Europe?
I thought you did go for Lambert but he refused and chose West Brom The other 2 are just leeches. But we have plenty of options up front so it's no bother. You have Kane. And this new guy, whoever he may be.
His name is Clinton N'Jie. Remember it, because he's going to score up to 7 goals for us, this season.
I think the Premier League's 7th, after your European showing last time out. He did say up to 7, to be fair. 0 would count.
You have to be in it to fail Luckily we're the most successful British team in Europe.... Awaits history jibes.
Danny Mills has shown that he doesn't really understand this football lark and that he's not watched much of it recently: "He's not an out and out striker. He's more of a wide player. Is he, realistically, going to get you 20-25 goals a season? I don't think he is. If he gets 15, you say he's probably had a really good season." "I still think he's a Lamela type player, in that type of position. He's not that striker. Strikers are very hard to come by, we know that." Who is he talking about? Berahino. What is he talking about? **** knows. He's more like Defoe than Lamela. I'd also be very happy if the latter scored 15 goals this season.
Strange that this memory has stuck with me, but on MOTD years back, when the goons had Pires and Henry, I remember watching them taking the utter piss out of Mills.
I read a terrifying headline this morning: we're in negotiations with a Brazilian club to bring in a striker. Luckily it's with Corinthians to bring in Alexandre Pato, and not a repeat of the Leandro Damiao madness...
