Transfer Rumours Tottenham in the Summer Transfer Window - 2015 Edition

Son scores a hat trick for South Korea! Ok, it was in an 8-0 win over Laos, but nice to know he can find the goal!...

 

That's his goals used up for the season then.

 

Oh bollocks!..

 

Bloody Jonah. 20 mill down the drain

 

He had enough time to stop for a cup of tea before finding the net. It might be a tad different in the PL.

 

For South Korea

 

I don't know about that, did you see Liverpool's defending at the weekend?

Wait, is that a rhetorical question?

 

I hear the CTAS have launched an enquiry.

 

That's OK then. You're forgiven

 

I hear Erwin Schrodinger has decided to leave his cat alone.

 

It always was!

 

Did anyone else think "oh look a player name Laos who plays for Laos!". No, just me then

 

We had a footballer called England who played for England.

 

or possibly Wales.....

 

Did anyone PLAY for Laos btw.

 

Well they are the better team.

Yes corrected.

 

At least it's not confusing, like Mike England playing for Wales, Jason Scotland playing for Trinidad & Tobago, or Stephen Ireland not playing for Ireland by saying various grandparents were dead.

 

Not forgetting Brazil playing for Scotland.

 

At least it will have a good shot at eradicating the problem. Unlike, say, the ones aimed at my squirrel compatriots.

Still, in the interests of self-preservation, I suppose I should throw Roo under the bus.

Nah, I’m pleased, just as I was when José Cardenal played for the Cardinals, and Ken Houston played for Houston. My favorite stupid name thing was when Sin from the Phillipines made Cardinal. Could there ever have been in any doubt he would get there? I have half a mind to change my name to Dogsbody, have a son and send him to West Point. How would he not make general? He’d never get past major if my name was ****up.