Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United

On the plus side, Man Utd were copying us but we're not copying Man Utd

 

I wonder if Tel will be allowed to go to Munich next Saturday to pick up his Bundesliga medal?
Probably not, eh?

**** me, Richarlison. **** is that?

 

That's a dive from ****y-Ballsack. Twat.

 

Think Odobert was at fault there. The ball across was decent.

 

Danso elbowed in the face by Fullkrug. That's fine, apparently.

 

How is that a ****ing corner? They weren't even appealing for it, FFS.

 

Clear forearm, but VAR don't see that as a foul...

 

I've got a feeling he's eyeing up a summer move.

Wouldn't blame him tbh.

Treated appallingly by multiple managers.

 

Cresswell has injured himself.

 

1-1 HT. ****. Can we skip the 2nd half, please?

 

BBC gives the half time score as West Ham 1 Brentford 1 "All to play for".

Not my typo.

 

Well that plumbed new depths of awfulness for a half of football.

 

Used and abused....Ange relied on him when we were decimated injury-wise and he was impressive every game. The 'stars' return and he gets dumped. Just another reason why I don't rate Postecoglou.

 

I wonder if Bowen will make a move in the summer? Probably cost someone a fair bit, though.

 

"To inform, educate, and entertain"...

 

I wish we were watching Brentford...

 

Going on 29 next season.

Probably has one more big contract in him.

The fact he signed a new contract at West Ham would make me question his competence. Would he pass a fit and proper person test? Definitely shouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery unsupervised.

 

More than it would have cost us back when...a lot more!

 

Michael Oliver tucking his *** packet back into his shirt sleeve. Probably...

 

Richarlison was completely open there for a simple throughball. Poor.