Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v. Swansea City

I'm all for getting at teams but it is a bit Defo a better lineup for home games that.

 

Not a bad line up, two wingers at last, no striker though? Come on Bob sort that out please, Llorente should be starting............

 

Taylor is a ****ing ****er

 

He's an out and out liability.

 

Taylor should be off for that, Idiot, getting to be a right liability!...............

 

Corner - wasted. Completely and utterly wasted. Throw in - ditto. Pathetic really.

 

Fer is fine going forward but he's still struggling to keep possession in dangerous areas.

 

Cork is having mare. Can't pass, can't retain possession, can't beat a man. He won't be a captain as long as I've got a hole in my arse.

 

"Out by Taylor.....straight to Erikson....and Spurs almost score."

PILLOCK!

 

We are under siege!!.............

 

Surely we can move the ball quicker?

 

"Walker up against Taylor....aaaaaand....Fabianski has to make a save". Bradley must be blind.

 

Only a matter of time before they score.

 

We can't possibly keep this up for 90 minutes - at least not with a lot of luck.

 

Giving possession away cheaply by lumping it back up field to Spurs................

 

We'll change things and start trying to score when we go behind. We're offering nothing at the moment.

 

Have we had a shot at goal yet?

 

I'm glad Amat thought that foul was funny. Let's see if he's laughing in a minute.

 

Good take from Fab.

 

That's never a penalty