Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland AFC

62 gone and not a single shot on target

 

I've been saying that since last season - like Clint Dempsey, he's better for fantasy football teams than real ones.

 

Hour gone. No shots on target from us.

 

FFS, Kane's now coming back over the halfway line to get the ball. This is getting ridiculous now!

 

If we were playing a decent team we'd have been slaughtered ... lucky for us they are as goal shy as us

 

Should have kept son on. Would have seen 90mins of effort to impress on his debut. Chadli's had 2 years.

 

Kane should be burying those. His confidence looks poor and we're not feeding him enough chances.

 

Lamela on for Alli. Not sure why he's gone instead of Chadli.

 

Alli off and still Chadli remains on...another very bold decision

 

Just like with soldado. We give him 1 scoring opportunity a match which isn't enough

 

Teflon Chadli still on? Poch must have rose trained specs on to see any good in his performance this match.

 

Dier down injured.

Let's bring on that shiny new DM we bought in the transfer window.

Oh wait...

 

Someone's told Townsend that he can go wide and cross it. Well done, whoever it was.

 

Someone also told him that he can take corners, though.

 

Wow... use width and get in crosses. Who'da thunk it?!

 

Our defence should not have been our stand out players today ... this is no different this half
All the best attempts are from them and we don't look like scoring ... again!
3 goals this season is plainly unacceptable

 

Dire! Totally dire. Makes a visit to the dentist sound appealing,..

 

Cattermole and Whatmore coming on for them to replace some tired legs.
Think that's needed, to be honest.

Not happy to see someone who likes a tackle being introduced, though.
I mean that entirely euphemistically.

 

this match really does remind me of those 8 matches we failed to win back in 2008
btw has lamela actually touched the ball yet?

 

Has now. Decent cross.