Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Newport County

Llorente gives me more hope that one day I will still get to play for Tottenham...

 

Here comes Jacques Cousteau...

 

Two chances come and go for Llorente. No shots on target. Pony mate

 

Cows arse...... Banjo......

 

Oh ffs!

 

...and that's two r/soccer threads from embittered Mousers posted during this match
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/7vzhbj/lamela_simulating/

 

Sissoko must secretly be loving Llorentes constant failure.

 

Fact is, there are several players in the
squad who are not fronting up. Perhaps
they need to be told that games like this
and at Rochdale will determine whether
some are still Spurs players come August.

 

Pavs a free agent lads. You know it makes sense.

 

Somewhere on the internet, a Mouser's going to be reposting this all evening under the headline Dele Alli DIVE
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/mlyrna
Oh yeah, just one...

 

Alli has really upped the ante.

Let’s be reminded that for all his nautical activities he’s still a great player.

 

Walker-Peters has been on the pitch for 3 minutes and already he’s done more than Llorente

 

Llorente ****ed up my second half prediction.

****er!

 

Let's just ask some Mousers for their opinions on him...

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Well, we won at least.....
Great to see Lamela back on it. But apart from Sonny the remainder were at 'meh' level, with Sissoko below that............... and Llorente somewhere off the scale of ****!

Hope our finishing is better against the Goons

 

Llorente is the new Sissoko

 

The only positives tonight are that
Toby/Wanyama/Lamela got 90 mins
of game time in their legs,

The rest of the starting XI need to
have a long look in the mirror, and
front up at Rochdale.

 

No, he's woŕse than that. At least Sissoko tries hard.

 

I thought Vorm and Sonny had good games

 

They are excluded by default.