Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Newport County

Get in. That’ll do. Now let’s get at them as they’re forced to attack.

 

Sissoko

 

Didn't I tell you all to relax?

 

Maybe you're right!! We need that luck tonight it seems.

 

...well it's a goal I suppose

 

That'll do...now let's relax and piss all over Newport

 

Coco our best player tonight by miles

 

Lamela scores. Well deserved

 

That's game over

 

Cocooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Coco is class, way too good for a team like Newport on a surface like Wembley

 

Remember what I said about us going in at half time at least 2 up, with no reply?

You boys have grown far too tense in my absence. You need to relax, more.

It's a good thing I turned up when I did, yeah?

 

Impressed by Newport's keeper. He's a darn sight better than several in the PL.

 

FFS Llorente can’t even hold up a simple pass. What’s Pav up to these days?

 

Llorente is only in this team to make Sissoko look less ****e

 

Son releases Sissoko out wide who crosses a good ball to the middle only to look up and see Llorente’s still only just past the halfway line!

 

He's making a feckin' good job of it!

 

Lamela has been excellent

 

Yep he’s linked up play, started moves, picked up loose balls and generally dictated play. He’s really coming into form now.

 

Currently a free agent, having apparently got bored of playing in the Russian third tier.