Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United

Auriers done
the good (cross for the goal)
the bad (tackle on Shelvy)
so am now crapping myself about the ugly

 

Another silly foul by Aurier. Totally unnecessary.

 

Is Lucas still on the pitch????

 

Are you still in Tokyo? If so shout at him, "I totally disagree with you, I don't think the Japaneese are all slitty eyed bastards who should be lined up against the wall and shot' that should do the trick.

 

No MF pressing.
That is why I thought Pochettino might be brave
and leave out many of the WC weary.

 

Kane blowing a great chance with a poor touch. Hope he's not still carrying a knock.

 

No it’s just August.

 

Then loses the ball again and jogs back as Toon break forward....

Trying to like him, really I am

 

Really stupid foul by Moura. They were under pressure and going nowhere. Easy out.

 

Unlucky big dave, and has Eriksen learnt how to take corners during the world cup?

 

Dave... Could’ve, should’ve!

 

Oh Big Dave!! You should have scored there!!

 

So at which point does somebody snap and demand Dembele replaces Sissoko?

...what do you mean that happened ten minutes before kickoff?

 

Moura in so much space there. Kane should've tried to find him, rather than score.
Sanchez with a free header from the corner. Should hit the target, really.

 

Jesus, our defending is sh!te, bring on Alderweireld please.

 

This feckin' defence is a shambles.... WTF has happened in the summer?

 

Our defending is bordering on Keystone cops!...

 

We can still sell overseas this month, right ??
If so, get Aurier on the list.

 

Terrible defending from that free-kick. Nobody out to close down, followed by header pinball.

 

Aurier causes Dier to get booked. Twat!?