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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Oct 2, 2020.

  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I see United have signed Edinson Cavani. I like him.Why didn't Spurs go for him? He can completely mess up an opponents defence.Scores great goals and misses some. I'm sure he's not "finished!" We shall see.
     
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    We don't want to sign players Benfica passed on
     
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    Lots of money in terms of wages, agents fees, etc. for a short-term fix with no long-term possibilities.
    He'd also want to have a good shot at being the main striker for any club that he'd sign for, which wouldn't be the case at Spurs.
     
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    Does anyone know who the commentator is for these highlights?
     
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    As shown by his famously cordial relationship with Neymar.
     
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    Remember, Reguilon isn't fit to lace his boots...
     
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    Oooft



    Hunger

     
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  9. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Ohhhhhh yes, ladies and gentlemen, Season 3 has officially been renewed and this time it's available on Amazon Prime! Due to popular demand (@The Huddlefro ) Season 3 will be now be known as DH's Away Days. On this special extended version of episode 1, DH goes to Red Cafe, home of Man Utd.

    Pre-match:
    Please let us hammer them! Or 3 nil, as a tribute...you know. Respect, respect, respect.
    I hope you respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect us after that now.
    Hope we batter them, 4-0
    They do say it's the hope that kills you.
    Hope Bruno is fit, he's our talisman. We should have enough quality if he doesn't start though.
    Lolz... and replace talisman with penaltyman, geddit, geddit?!
    Kane is not the same player without Son and Spurs are not the same team without Son. Martial and Rashford will destroy their back 4.
    I mean Kane is better than Son but good job we did have Son then, eh?
    Was really hoping Son would miss this one, that guy worries me so much
    With good reason, my friend, with good reason.

    First Half:
    1-0:

    Penchester Utd!
    I mean... You said it yourself.
    Couldn't have dreamed of a better start.
    If only the game could've finished at 2 minutes.

    1-1:
    Maguire is a fecking Donkey
    ****ing expensive one as well like.
    Brick head pulling Shaw wtf
    Not even slabhead any more, he's now brick head <laugh>

    1-2:
    Stick him back in a cell
    ****ing hell <laugh>
    4 cock ups by Maguire in 5 seconds. Not even mad, I'm impressed. Fecking ogre.
    Starting to get the feeling Utd fans don't like their £80m CB.
    (RE Son) God I hate him - so brilliant and should be a United player.
    He's faaaar too good for Utd nowadays, pal.

    Martial Red:
    Lamela you fecking weasel.
    Cocoooooooo!
    Soft red card. Lamela doing a Jose special
    Mourinho Masterclass, baby!
    The referees fecking hate us
    The ****ing irony <laugh>

    1-3:
    TV OFF!
    Wise move.
    Bailly showing why it is hard to trust him
    Yeah he really is gash.
    Lucky there are now fans in that stadium because they should be walking out right now.
    Catching that early train back to London, yeah?
    Imagine Sancho watching this. Even with a successful bid he’d tell us to feck off
    Wouldn't blame him.
    They've certainly learned to be cnuts.
    Intelligent ****s.
    This is going to end up something stupid like 6-1 spurs
    Mystic meg.

    1-4:
    Cricket score incoming
    Foooouuuuuuur!
    This is a massacre
    Well it is the month of Halloween.
    Turned off, thanks for ruining my Sunday night
    You're welcome.

    Half Time:
    We’ve been Absolutely demolished.
    Yup!
    (RE Wan-Bissaka) But we have seen him play far better than this. Consistently. Something has happened.
    He's been Ole'd, mate.
    Beating Utd is no longer special
    True, true. Fun though.
    Reguilon masterclass but apparently we're too big a club to do loans/buybacks. Not forgetting we're getting dicked at home for the second time in a row.
    <laugh> I was gonna tag Diego but thought I'd ease up on him.

    1-5:
    Amazing pass, but Pogba defensively, bloody hell.
    Was a great pass by Pierre, Pogba was probably just admiring it.
    Pogba, just sat there and watched as his man went by and scored.
    Aurier dusted him, mate, don't be too harsh.
    Pogba is horrific
    Oooof.
    Jose is loving every second of this.
    Wasn't the only one :)
    Bring back Moyesy!
    <laugh>

    1-6:
    Class, start with a pen, end with a pen.
    Full circle, right?
    Pogs is just trolling us now
    For the bantz.
    Remember when we went 1-0 up? Those were good times, man.
    <laugh>
    Of course DDG doesn't save the penalty
    De Gayer is gash nowadays but no one was saving that by Harry.
    Mourinho smirking
    We all were.
    Ben Davies sending two mugs for hot dogs.
    Ben Davies appreciation post, booooom!
    If you squint your eyes at the scoreboard it looks like we’re winning 1-0
    It's funny and true <laugh>

    Full Time:
    Under Covid rules Spurs aren't allowed to get more than 6
    We take Covid restrictions very seriously.
    Worst performance I've seen in 30 years
    Give us some credit like!
    That Reguilon guy seems pretty handy, should go for him
    Must. Resist. Urge. Not. To. Tag. Diego.
    2 matches at OT, 0 points 2:9 GD -7
    Theatre of dreams, just not for you guys any more.
    Evra is absolutely dejected
    Loved it!
    Mourinho surprisingly humble
    The Humble One.
    Ole's time is up. Moyes, LVG and Jose would all be gone by Monday morning after that
    Stick with him, he'll come good <ok>
    "Lads, it's Tottenham" officially died today
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    Exceptional work from our man in the field, DH. Get this man up for the Not606 Pulitzer Prize
     
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    <rofl>

    Beautiful stuff DH
     
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    Constructive criticism incoming ...

    I suggest you format their/your text as follows :

    Please let us hammer them! Or 3 nil, as a tribute...you know. Respect, respect, respect.
    [ I hope you respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect us after that now. ]
     
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    Spurlock, why do you have what appears to be an old 'Deirdre in his cave' avatar ??
     
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    cos he is **** at this betting lark hth .<laugh>
     
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    I told him that the other week !!! :)
    So I must assume he strongly believes in the phrase "God loves a trier" .
     
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    Can you knock this up into a play? I'd go and see it.
     
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    If you can get matth to play the lead role, I'd finance it.
     
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    I think the lead role is DH, but Matth for the co star is a good call. Does he still post here?
     
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    He got banned for his own good, IIRC. Still posts on social media.
     
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    A bit disappointed that we didn’t get 1 more

    currently it’s a joint record highest win at OT

    shame that
     
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