Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool

porto United inter madrid now he ain't no chelsea scum jose is a yid

Specially for @Spurlock

 

One would have to be a limbo dancer not to be player of the season.

 

he's one of our own one of our own ... harry winks he¹s one of our own

Just for @Dier Hard

 

your daughter is hot your daughter is hot eric the viking your daughter is hot

Just for @humanbeingincroydon

 

Mourinho has made it clear that he is not going to use him as a Kane replacement, as he simply isn't ready.

 

So you are just parrotting what maureen says

 

He's not silly, if he uses him and he scores a hatrick, Levy will decide that a replacement is not needed.

 

danny danny rose you run slower than my nose

 

Jeezuss, how did the pool not score there? It might just.....................................sorry RCL

 

It's just as I thought, 'Pool are exposing every single weakness we have, including our lack of ability to work the ball through midfield.

How can we have descended into such a dreadful state so quickly?

 

We are playing like the away side.

And a **** away side, at that.

Back in the day, Fergie boasted that he enjoyed playing us.

Nothing has changed.

 

Even the new happy clappy RCL wants to hurt you

 

Alli needs to wake up

 

It wouldn't make any difference if he did.

 

oh ledley Ledley he's only got one knee he's better than john terry oh ledley Ledley

 

My hope is that we can get in at half time at no more than one down, and then nick a goal in the second half to take an undeserved point.

 

when we were good when we were good we used to beat you when we were good

 

I wish we could be goog again, yeah!

 

Eh?