Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

From the BBC live thread:
"BOOOOO! What game you watching, Attwell?!" screams a disgruntled Everton fan in a Scouse accent at Goodison.

Not sure, because today's referee is Chris Kavanagh.

 

294 mins without a Premier league goal and 189 mins since our last attempt on target...what a time to be a spur

 

More energy but our midfield is quite poor. So no change there then.

 

Is that a Pl record?

It has to be, Shirley?

 

Joe Rodon wondering why he's there, as he walks out with the subs.

 

Why do we never win 50-50's

 

Glad he pulled out of that one though, if it's the one I think it is.
Had the look of a card and/or an injury waiting to happen, for me.

 

3 mins into the second half and I think Son’s given it away 4 times already and Reguilon twice.

So frustrating.

 

Didn't Keane step on Moura's foot there? Outside the box, so no VAR.

 

There is a grim fascination with seeing how long this run of nothing on target and no goals continue.

Haven't seen anything like this since bloke in a coat.

Conte sure is going to have to earn his money sorting out this mess!

 

That's such a poor ball by Reguilon. Rushed it.

 

****ing hell, Reguilon's been so bad I’d get Doherty on at LWB right now. Son can join him in going off for Ndombele too.

 

Trying to play Poch style one touch football, only works if you have a good first touch

 

Just broken 300 mins without a Premier league goal

 

Reguilon with something that vaguely came close to being a shot on target.

 

Emerson got lucky there. Don’t think that was a free kick

 

Just broken 200 minutes without an attempt on target

 

Booo?

 

Kane showing Davies exactly where his run's going and he plays it behind him.