Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

Looks very good and versatile, too. I said we should've bought him and Aarons and people took the piss for going after relegation fodder.

 

Lamela showing what everyone else should've been doing all day.
He might not be the best player, but he's very happy to put a foot in and do some work.

 

Wanna be our new DoF?

 

Kane is so clinical.
There are a number of the “big” clubs who need a proper centre forward so if he is ready for a move (as rumoured allegedly), Spurs May struggle to keep him.
BBC still not crediting Keane with those two assists.

 

Tom Davies replaced by Josh King. Out of contract in the summer and homegrown...

 

We're doing our best to try and throw this one away, as usual. Shocking sleepy defending.

 

Remember the season we binned off Hoddle and had David Pleat as caretaker for what felt like 2/3 of our games? Or how we clearly didn't have a plan in place for the replacement, as Santini didn't announce he was quitting the France team until the following June, before arriving on our doorstep earlier than expected? That's an example of what happens if we don't have a clear plan in place nor a successor lined up

And this is the point: if we're getting rid of the ubermensch we need the replacement locked down now, not for PR purposes but because we need them to come in at the earliest opportunity and impose what they want on the team - and if we enter the realm of uncertainty by sacking now with no plan in place, we will only put off the period where they can begin to reshape the team

 

Diego, mostly...

 

I thought it was someone else, but you may be right.

 

A black ****ing hole would be better than Mourinho

 

Not really, we'd be deducted three points for failing to fulfill fixtures due to all our players being sucked into the jaws of infinity

 

...sounds good to me.

 

Ancelotti shouting, "No foul! No foul!", to his players. He knows the danger from late set-pieces in your own half.

 

Has anyone suggested to our manager that he can make a third substitution?

 

Kane feeling his foot. Just replace him with Vinicius for 10 seconds.
Edit: Nope, it's Alli. Weird.

 

Icing on the cake. kane’s ankle’s ****ed.

 

Kane’s ankle’s gone again.

Well season was over anyway but it really is over over now.

 

That was my fault, wasn't it?

 

2-2 FT. Stupid lineup, largely **** performance, abject refereeing from Oliver and a normal game for Spurs.

 

...and Dele is going to get blamed for it in the press conference