Certainly one of the contenders for the least professional football commentary of all time, alongside such other lowlights as... 1999/2000 Champions League final Clive Tyldesley being convinced that it was the first-ever three-way Champions League final between Los Ladrones do Madrid, Valencia and Man Utd...although the third team forgot to show up for the final due to an unfortunate case of being knocked out in the last eight Newcastle vs Middlesbrough, 3rd November 1996 The Sky commentators spent more time plugging the Tyson vs Holyfield bout that would be airing on Sky Box Office a few days after the match than commentating on the match itself, which has led to persistent rumours that viewers actually voted Tyson MOTM since they heard his name more than anyone else's Mark Lawrenson, any World Cup The only person on the BBC roster who can actually have you wishing for Martin Keown's commentary instead...
Everton's Youtube channel also has them, but they're more than twice as long. Let's see why: Completely fair, actually. Surprised at how objective that is. Fair play, Everton. That commentator sounds absolutely depressed at the end, which is understandable.
