Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Dinamo Zagreb

Thanks **** for lock down. We are an absolute laughing stock. At least I don’t have to go into the office and take a load of ****.
Mourinho has to offer his resignation after this surely?

 

When Levy owes him £30m...?

I don't think so.

 

Post of the day

 

Can we send Mourinho to prison to join their manager?

 

Daniel Levy: "Joao, what have you learned in your eighteen months of shadowing?"
Joao Sacramento: "Not much"
Daniel Levy: "Perfect! Sign here!"

 

Does make you wonder who’s committed the biggest of frauds out of the two managers...

 

Looking forward to the league cup final

 

The thing with their manager was he and his brother not only siphoned money out of Dinamo, but also took the piss by not paying tax on their legally* obtained cash as well

I get the feeling the asterisk may be doing some heavy lifting...

 

Good save. Decent attempt by Kane. That should've happened a couple of hours ago, though.

 

Ought to sign that keeper

 

Massive save from their keeper. He's been very good in the few minutes we've tested him.

 

I’m hoping Lille win the league, Poch gets fired. And come back for next season. Haha.

 

Kane should bury that, to be fair. Whole goal to aim at and he goes back in the middle.

 

We could play him anywhere on the pitch and he'd be MOTM every week.

 

Peric on for Ademi.

 

It’s a shame it’s taken us getting knocked out of this competition for Mourinho to get sacked. (Very likely)
We all saw it months ago, and a change earlier on may not have left us in this position where ultimately our season is over.

 

This is like watching the terminal death rattle of a mangy dog

 

Dier with a stupid, obvious foul and that should be that. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

 

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Let me just compare my bank balance with Kylie Jenner's, that might cheer me up...