Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley

Why has no coach simply told him he is **** at them so he ain't taking them any more?

His only and lucky success was 6 yrs ago ffs

 

I've never known what that gesture from Dyche is meant to signify.
Have some... boobs?

 

He scored them before Hodgson put him on corner duty

Coincidence?

 

Looks as though Lo Celso has been learning from Kane though because that was just as bad as Harry’s! Lol.

 

He's started playing Resident Evil VIII?

 

Plenty of possession, but very little that looks like an actual chance. Seems rather familiar.

 

When was the last time Harry Kane broke into as much as a light jog?

 

His last England match?

 

Nuno-ball, **** yeaaaaaaah!

 

That was Moura to a tee. Nice run, does **** all with it.

 

That is just awful from Moura.
Two runs to pick out and he takes way too many touches, then passes it to a defender.
Shocking.

 

We've had 3 shots, apparently. Seems... unlikely.

 

"****ER!"

 

You know its bad when two of what they've counted are blocked shots

 

"Eric Dier, your brother's a twat!"

 

Pity as he has looked as bright as anyone since he came on. ( Stream working lol)
Otherwise we're just pointlessly passing around. Loads of possession, no threat whatsoever!

 

0-0 HT. Rubbish. Lots of the ball and doing nothing with it.
Burnley just trying to play it long and hoping our defenders make a mistake, which I can understand.
Need to stop trying to play through a packed, well organised middle and work something.

 

Utterly ****e game between two utterly ****e teams.

 

That’s only likely to distract them.

 

Leicester 1-0 Brighton, Preston 0-0 Liverpool, Stoke 0-2 Brentford, West Ham 0-0 Man City.