The club Twitter said a Dier/Alli pivot, and that's more reliable than the BBC. Hell, there's says where the Sunday Sport is a more credible source for information than the BBC. As for Dembele as a ball boy, I'm not sure about that. Ball boys have to pass the ball forwards.
1-1. Kane from the spot. Bottom corner. Much needed. Edit: Not actually bottom corner. Probably saveable if the keeper guesses correctly. No card for the keeper at all? Thought he'd get a yellow.
Lip reading on Boruc: "**** off, **** off, I got the ball you..." Lovely. More **** defending from crosses and King gets a very easy header, which he puts wide. Can we wake up, please?
Defensively we're rapidly reverting back to the tragicomedy of last season but delighted for the lad Kane there he needed that. Good strong run and confident penalty.
2-1 Spurs. Dembele. Slightly botched free-kick and he gets a free run into the box. Looks like he's hurt his ankle again, though. Hope he's ok. We can't deal with that.
Watching the replays of their goal and there's a variety of errors for it. Rose misjudging the flight of the ball completely was probably the worst. Lloris getting beaten on the near post isn't great, either. Another ball into the box from Bournemouth that's not cut out. It's too easy for them to get crosses in and we're struggling with them.
Eriksen with a rare decent corner and Alderweireld gets a free header from a narrow angle. Good save by Boruc.
"I'm still at the stage of expecting somebody to say "No, really" whenever I hear Dembele's scored." I'm too busy checking Google Earth to see if R'yleh is currently at sea level for that.
3-1! Lamela. Kane put down the line by Dier and his poor cross is spilled by Boruc. He'll be very disappointed with his performance today. He's been pretty awful.
