Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa

Why didMings not get a card for holding back Kane

 

1-2 and we should be grateful it's not far worse.
Disgusting last 30 mins.
Need a rocket up their asses. Not sure Mason is up to that.

 

I think it is time for Coco v Grealish

 

There are too many softies out there in their white shirts.
They know who they are.

 

He’s so out of his depth it’s painful but I do feel sorry for him being thrown into this mess. Hasn’t helped himself picking all his mates though.

 

Let's see if fans being at the stadium has made the r/coys match thread less toxic

...oh boy, no it has not, in fact it seems to have done the exact opposite

 

My internet's become as erratic as a Spurs defender today, for some reason. I'm not sure if that's a bad thing right now.

 

Son looks broken...has done since the final tbh.

Dier looks poor...has done for at least 2 and a half years tbh.

Reguilón looks like he has never seen a football before.

Winks looks as much of a City player as I do.

Mason looks like a Christian facing the lions in ancient Rome.

Dele looks like he's thinking "and I couldn't get in THIS team?"

Hugo looks like he is having happy thoughts of being a world cup winner.

Toby looks like he wished he was still partnered by Jan.

And the fans look like they wished they'd saved the 60 notes

 

No changes at HT?

That is staggering.

 

They don't allow 11 subs yet, do they?

 

You know that saying...if it ain't broken don't change it?
Not sure Mason understood it

 

We’re second to every ball, even when we get the ball up the pitch and they clear they just seem to have an out ball every time.

 

Bergwijn has to score.

 

The only stream working has feckin' Andy Townshend commentating. Worse still, he's talking sense!

 

Spurs 2 attempts
Villa 11 attempts

JMpissing himself somewhere

 

Needs to place it but goes for power again.

Everton winning now against Wolves, we need to step this up massively.

 

Our corner routines have a certain dark humour to them.

 

Not gonna happen mate...we have not stepped up in any must win match in about 2 years since that semi final

 

Better so far. Two big chances for Bergwijn but as Huddle said he always goes for sheer power.

 

Martinez prevents us from levelling

Again, please tell me his name's dropped off the managerial shortlist...