Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v APOEL Nicosia

Goal difference is unlikely to be the deciding factor...........unless we get a mirror result in Dortmund. These are the factors to separate tied teams:

1. Points in head-to-head matches among tied teams;
2. Goal difference in head-to-head matches among tied teams;
3. Goals scored in head-to-head matches among tied teams;
4. Away goals scored in head-to-head matches among tied teams;
5. If more than two teams are tied, and after applying all head-to-head criteria above, a subset of teams are still tied, all head-to-head criteria above are reapplied exclusively to this subset of teams;
6. Goal difference in all group matches;
7. Goals scored in all group matches;
8. Away goals scored in all group matches;
9. Drawing of lots.

At least it doesn't come down to penalties.

 

Anything and everything is a potential deciding factor. < Spursy >

 

Quick! Change the club name to 'Aardvark Tottenham Hotspurs'..... It's the only way to be sure.

 

Better just make it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATottenham Hotspur, to be sure.

 

Knowing UEFA they will start from ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Los Ladrones

 

Make it 1A Tottenham Hotspur just to be sure, given numbers tend to come above letters when using the sort function...

 

How the **** do you smuggle a javelin into a stadium?!

 

"It's not a javelin, I'm just very well endowed, mate."

 

"Oh that? That's just an enormous pen I use to get signatures."

 

It used to be no problem for Brighton, as they were just lying around the stadium...

 

Ducking predictive text on iPad!!

 

If it was Porch at least we'd have more cover this evening!!

 

Two things I've seen a lot of this afternoon...
i.) Predictions that Harry Winks will start
ii.) Harry Winks being described as a "£4m man" because that's the value Transfermarkt pulled out of thin air to value him at

Coincidentally, Transfermarkt value Kyle Walker at £26m - which is half what we got for him...

 

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Trippier AND Aurier????

 

So that's either a back five with Trippier at left wingback and Davies in the three or Aurier's playing in the three?
Really don't get that. Makes no sense to me, at all.

 

At a guess, Davies is the left-footed CB and Aurier is at LB, as he filled in there for Lens and Toulouse.

 

Glad it's not just me!!

 

Lloris
Trippier Alderweireld Sanchez Davies
Dier Sissoko
Aurier Winks Son
Kane

That’d be my guess. Let’s play formation bingo!