Sure am Fella.... And I know macho bullshit when I hear it "she won't be able to walk for a week" usually means your dick couldn't even cause any damage in her ear canal.
Reminds me of the old joke... She said give me 12 inches and make me bleed.... So I ****ed her twice, and broke her nose...
Like the term Butterface......................at work we use the term BOBFOC.....body off Baywatch face of Crimewatch If we are bragging about size...mine may be small but it will fill a pram!!!!