Total Points

[Magnet]

How many points do folks think we’ll get in the remaining games. Bear in mind Longstaff apparently is now out for the season. Fixtures below for the idle to help you decide.

Saturday 9 March 2019
Newcastle
v
Everton

Saturday 16 March 2019
Bournemouth
v
Newcastle

Monday 1 April 2019
Arsenal
v
Newcastle

Saturday 6 April 2019
Newcastle
v
C Palace

Friday 12 April 2019
Leicester
v
Newcastle

Saturday 20 April 2019
Newcastle
v
Southampton

Saturday 27 April 2019
Brighton
v
Newcastle

Saturday 4 May 2019
Newcastle
v
Liverpool

Sunday 12 May 2019

Fulham

Newcastle

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

We'll sell all our points and get relegated.

 

[Captainchaos.]

We might just scrape through

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

We might just scrape through

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[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

I've gone for 17 points

 

[CarolAncelotti]

9 and we'll be fine

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

11 or 12.

 

[Captainchaos.]

No chance of more than 10

 

[Captainchaos.]

Southamptom Brighton and Fulham games are the only games I'd fancy us to win

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Just look at the games Cardiff has left
4 of the top 6 still to played
Chelsea, ManCity, Liverpool, Man utd along with
West Ham, Crystal Palace Brighton, Burnley and Fulham

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

We will get 21 points from our remaining games.

 

[Captainchaos.]

We will get 21 points from our remaining games.

I think there's more chance of you growing a full head of hair back bald head

 

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[jimileysbaldhead]

I think there's more chance of you growing a full head of hair back bald head

Jim Iley ( note the bald head )

Unfortunately he died recently, therefore I can say with confidence he doesn't post on here.

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[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Jim Iley ( note the bald head )

Unfortunately he died recently, therefore I can say with confidence he doesn't post on here.

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and he played on snow and ice as can be seen on the picture
hard as nails, nowt like the soft twats you see today

 

[JakartaToon]

and he played on snow and ice as can be seen on the picture
hard as nails, nowt like the soft twats you see today

He looked to have very short legs though.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

He looked to have very short legs though.

He sold his lower legs and got relegated.

 

[JakartaToon]

He sold his lower legs and got relegated.

I heard they used to amputate them to avoid them being out injured due to strained calf muscles.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

I heard they used to amputate them to avoid them being out injured due to strained calf muscles.

It wasn't amputation as we know it, part of the captain's remit was to bite off the lower legs of players who either showed signs of calf strains or complained of tightness in the calf.
As Jim Iley was the captain and not flexible enough to reach his own lower leg to perform such surgery, they got a bloke out of the crowd with a full head of hair who was a big fan of Iley to do it for him.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

He sold his lower legs and got relegated.

and I just thought he was knee deep in the mud