top ten ade jokes

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garrybuild

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on newsnow the top ten jokes going about on that penalty
1) BREAKING: All flights suspended over Europe tonight, as Emmanuel Adebayor's penalty is still rising (via @bbcsporf)

2) Switched to the golf and Adebayor's ball has just landed on the 13th green. He's sure to miss the putt. (via @garylineker)

3) If the world goes on for long enough, Adebayor, Baggio and Waddle's balls will all collide at some point. (via @stevo_football)

4) Breaking news: Adebayor's penalty hits North Korea, sparking the declaration of nuclear war. (via @ashhover)

5) We've had the "Ronaldo stutter", the "Pirlo chip"...Now we have the "Adebayor pregnant giraffe run up".... (via @thegrove_)

6) Been trying to think up an excuse for Adebayor's penalty miss... But then it hit me (via @gcraven92)

7) Adebayor chose a really bad time to do the Harlem Shake (via @davieslukegd)

8) Innovative penalty technique by Adebayor - combining football, rugby and, um, dressage (via @jimshelley17)

9) Visions of Arsenal fans running the length of Adebayor's driveway tomorrow to celebration-skid to his front door on their knees. (via @scotcomfc)

10) What a shame Adebayor forgot to wear his red nose and squirty flower tonight. One of my favourite routines yet though (via @tommyboings)
quit liked no 4
 
Spurs crash out!Hardly it finished a 4-4 draw over 2 legs.Then the Mickey Mouse game kicked in!!!!!!

Didn't Lineker miss a penalty kick in a Cup Final?So he would know what a prick feels like!
 
Unfair to criticise people who stepped up to take penalties, regardless of what happened.
 
vimhawk said:
Unfair to criticise people who stepped up to take penalties, regardless of what happened.
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which is why no one has criticised Hudd.

everything about ade's was disgraceful.
 
Roo said:
which is why no one has criticised Hudd.
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I didn't criticise, but I have said Hudds pen was not very good. The shot itself was a sidefoot effort at saveable height...bit of a penalty no-no if we're honest, if its going to be 18 inches off the ground you should be putting your foot through it.
 
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