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that was actually the most boring anecdote i have ever heard

 

I even cut it short & kept the mildly entertaining bits in!!

It was more about getting it all off my chest rather than a fun story for you & others to enjoy

 

i cant really talk

i went walking on my own for 9 hours on saturday and when i came home told my mrs all about the radio scotland football phone, thats when i realised that listening to that had been the most eventful part of my day other than the guy who covered me in slush. i was fantasizing about smashing his head off his car door so much i missed a turning and went a mile in the wrong direction

 

when i came home told my mrs all about the radio scotland football phone,

That must have made her day complete

 

she reacted the same way i did after brum spent 20 minutes typing out a reply about net curtains

 

also, i'm going to find that bastard and kill him. i dont care if he's sorry.

 

It took 2 minutes, it was so vivid in my head I didn't need time to think about it.

Why the **** do people try & get involved in **** though? I may not be an expert in net curtains but I know when a metal wire will not stretch ffs.

 

Net curtains Brum .. **** sake, u ages wi Tommy!!!