Top Gear...

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Boom Tish!

If you're an ugly fat fella (like me) You have no chance of being at the front, I'm told the producers pull the "cream" to the front, well thats according to a colleague who went to Dunsfold last year
 
Best bit of Top Gear seeing the talent standing at the front.

Cant remember his name but didnt one comedian say that the men ensure they start at the front so they can watch the women being dragged past them to the front of the cameras??
 
In the 80's two of my friends got tickets to 'Top of the Pops'.

They were quietly enjoying themselves boogying in the background when a floor manager took one look at the length of their skirts (or conspicuous lack thereof) and they spent the last 20 minutes of the show front and centre...:emoticon-0111-blush
 
Your not taking the opportunity to admit to past nights there are you Tewks by saying it was a "friend" who was wearing the skirt.... ;-)