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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    You just stay away from my woman :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    For sure, I was **** at it. Promised my mate many times I'd join him on it, never again.

    He started climbing some rock face half way up, I just sat at the bottom, shivering.

    I'm all for strength and endurance but not heights!
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stephanie McMahon has some weird looking tits! I'd still have a slice mind.

    Ronda Rousey would probably have had longer fights than I would last with her mate!
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You don't have to answer all of em.

    I only included no 4 in there for you, so ****ing answer it!
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bit of a controversial one... Anybody else, like me, think Amanda Knox looks like right dirty slut?

    I'd love to see her in a porno.
     
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    QUOTE="Funky Dick, post: 7754441, member: 1023141"]Just putting my favorite

    1. Singers/Musicians- Nick Cave and the bad seeds
    2. Actors/Actresses- Al pachino
    3. Cars- The first one
    4. Hot Women- Kelly Broke, now shes curvy.
    5. Films- So many can't decide
    6. Songs- So many can't decide
    7. Places- Cumbia
    8. Footballers- Eric Cantona
    9. Books- Mr Nice[/QUOTE]

    Mr Nice.... Great call <applause>

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    Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Beatles, Elbow, Bowie, The Stones
    Arnie, Clint, Tom Hardy,
    That car in Gone in 60 seconds (can't remember what it is)
    Kelly Brooke, Liz Hurley, Linda Lusardi, Margot Robbie, Kiera Knightly
    Terminator 1 and especially 2, Aliens, Jurassic Park, Batman- the Dark Knight, Star Wars
    Comfortably Numb, Kashmir, Whole Lotta Love, Gimme Shelter
    Maldives, Mauritius, Dubai, Tanzania, Zanzibar
     
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    Aye they have come over from Sunderland<laugh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Eleanor was a custom '67 Mustang Fastback.

    Stunning car.

    They tried to pass it off as a Shelby GT500 in the movie.

    Lots of love for Kelly Brooke on here, she's a beauty but her stupidity would annoy me!
     
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    I actually dislike her so much I struggle to find her attractive. I don't think I could do it to myself.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You only put ya fiancé on there mate I think it's fairly obvious you wouldn't pork Kelly Brooke!

    I can see the attraction, but like I say She's a bit dim to say the least!

    Let's face it, she wouldn't wanna shag any of us either so it's fairly academic!
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    I've read it about 20 times mate. Fantastic read. Have you read Senor Nice? I've not read it yet
     
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    I take the book with me every time I go away.!!!
    Not read Senior Nice... I'm about to look it up now :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    He's done a Novel too. Sympathy for the devil it's called or something like that. Not read that either. :p
     
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    <laugh><laugh> You wouldn't be after her brains though....
     
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    I dnno mate. I picture you as a bit of a Jason Statham stype.
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

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    Really? Maybe your boyfriend can explain it to ya <laugh>:emoticon-0136-giggl<ok>
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

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    That's just what she said to me as I climbed off!
     
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    Is there a hotter 38 year old than Rene Russo in the Thomas Crown Affair? I don't think so!
     
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    I dislike him too.
     
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