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Top 4 tussle

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 24, 2017.

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How many points for 4th?

Poll closed Jan 9, 2018.

  1. 70

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. 71

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. 72

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. 73

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. 74

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. 75

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  7. 76

    7 vote(s)
    58.3%

  8. 77

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> You must be the oldest human on here <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 19, 2017
  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    @Red Hadron Collider saintKlopp is older he has been Liverpool supporter since England won the world cup.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So have I and you most definitely must have been.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 19, 2017
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He's 57. <whistle>. Dribs started early.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, May 19, 2017
  5. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Would not say anything further. Leave you to make your own stories, it's becoming a fun.:emoticon-0127-lipss.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, May 19, 2017
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I might have to write your life story later... <whistle>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    We already know yours <whistle>


    Mine's in the public domain <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, May 19, 2017
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Chapter 1: The birth of a legend.

    1960, deep in the Congo, far from the modern conveniences of the city. In a small remote village a tribal shaman is blessing a woman in labour.

    A massive storm rages outside. Rain pounds upon the tin roof and leaks in through the hard wood walls of the cabin. The shaman, an old man with wild grey hair holds a jar of powder made from the ground up remains of mummified gorilla penises.

    "One pinch of this sprinkled on you belly, Mrs. Dribsanga, and your son will be phallicly blessed for life". He holds the jar above the lady's belly and puts his fingers in to take a pinch when suddenly a massive thunderclap startles the fire-eyed shaman and he drops the entire jar, enough for 1000 blessings on the belaboured woman.

    There is a total eclipse of the sun, which goes unnoticed because it is night, the storm stops and Mrs. Dribsanga gives one mighty push and a new baby is born.

    The baby doesn't cry as he is born, instead he lets out a mighty roar that sends all the neighbourhood lions scrambling for cover.

    "That's the largest, thickest, vein covered, umbilical cord I've ever seen" the astonished mother says to the shaman.

    "That's not an umbilical cord" the Shaman replies.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think we should set up a partnership and make this project fly. We'll make billions. So sayeth King Solomon <laugh>
     
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  10. carlthejackal

    carlthejackal Well-Known Member

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    That's VERY early if his daughter is 50 years <laugh>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We've seen how women throw themselves at Dribs.
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    #172
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  13. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    The epilouge for the biography should read: Dribs died as he lived; fully erect
     
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    Lucas Talking, May 19, 2017
  14. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Can't wait for chapter 2 <laugh> <ok>
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Not in Frenchland



    PS... "if your grandma had wheels she'd be a bike" is better ;-)
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    what it can poke you in the eye??? confusing smiley there.
     
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  18. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    We won the battle ...
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    This season, I will make Manchester City to be champion.
    Runners up is debatable
    3rd position is also debatable
    4th debatable.
    Liverpool needs to be in the champion league next season.
    Winning the champion league, who knows?.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well. We do need that but achieving it is hard

    Perversely if we went into Europa we would probably have an easier qualification by winning that than getting g4th or obviously winning cl
     
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