Top 20....Eh???

I have often been mistaken for Mr Alastair McCoist,

me too!!! actually got my nat king aff a wee bird in Telford on the back of that one, convinced her i was his brother and all my mates backed me up.....
great night got my hole and still had all my rohypnol left the next day

 

Take it you're a pair of wee fat ****s then?

 

Eh.... no Eastern European countries mentioned there - load of utter ****e.

1. Czech Republic
2. Sweden
3. Italy

 

I was 14 or 15 when I was in Lithuania and the woman were stunning

 

Oh, aye those Eastern Europeans would well get it:

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Mamma mia.

 

I played 5s with Coisty every Tuesday a few years back. ****ing ran rings round him. He said I made him sweat more than any Celtic defender ever did

 

the burds in latvia wer insane

 

We flew to Riga in Latvia before getting a taxi over to Kaunas.

Those taxi drivers are ****ing insane, he must have thought he was ****ing lewis hamilton

There were 2 taxis with our squad of folk in them. The guy driving our taxi could hardly speak any ****ing english. One of my dads mates who were sitting beside the taxi driver phoned someone else in the other taxi and said, ''**** sake, these latvians are ****in reekin''

 

thank you ambassador muir

 

Looking forward to a trip to Liechtenstein next

 

I've been told I look like Jackie McNamara which I can't see myself. I've also been told I look like a slimmer Dane Bowers and he looks **** all like hey macna hey macna mara. I don't know, I'm just rambling, still pissed from last night and I've got the fear Oh man

 

Apparently my football look-alike is Michael Dawson from Spurs. And my brother looks like Scott McDonald

Could Dawson and Skippy be mistaken for brothers? Could they ****. Im rambling, still pissed from last night and I've got the fear Oh man

 

i used to get told i look like ronald de boer.

when i had long hair it was tom cruise in last samurai.

 

there arent that many fat ginger speccy football players

 

I remember telling the bird, now the wife, that she is a dead ringer for Brigitte Fonda.

She goes aff her nut, "Aye very good , she's about 70 ya cheeky ****"

That's Jane Fonda, ya bammy bastard...Blondes, I'm not intae them for their brains

 

I hate feeling like this. I end up like an autistic, taking everything said literally
Then everything starts prey on your mind and it all seems so terrible even though it's **** awe

 

I never really go on the internet when I'm home so don't have to worry anymore about going on 606 drunk on a Saturday and posting total steaming nonsense. By the time I've spent two weeks sitting here talking to you ****s I don't want to see a computer for two more weeks.

 

now that hurts

 

Aye Venom, I'm feeling very vulnerable right now and your words are just hurtful!