Toothpaste

With the vast number of toothpaste varieties out there I don't see the problem with good dental care in this day and age.

Why then do some people still have breath that smells like a camel took a sh.it in their mouth?

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It's Colgate Total for this oral hygiene conscious citizen. Once in the morning, again at bed time with a freshen up before going out too, maybe with a cheeky gargle of Listerine if I'm feeling saucy. With all the various products on the market why do some scummy types let their breath smell like a garlic crunching Frenchman?

 

I brush on a Sunday after my bath with my sister and poke her in the fanny with my toe.

 

ER's back. You no longer need to stand in for him with ****e threads about toothpaste and biscuits.

 

A glass of water beside the bed for this gummy get.

 

His threads are actually worse than ER's

 

I wouldn't go that far. At least Grove's threads do occasionally feature pictures of fit looking burds (apart from the dead ones - they're not fit).

 

True, but it was more fun to insult ER. Grove knows he's scum.

 

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I'd done plenty of food threads so moved on to personal healthcare products just to keep you all on your toes. This thread aims to drill down into the specifics after my much lauded and phenomenally successful thread some time ago on what your daily grooming regime was.

You are welcome to add whatever grooming jokes you see fit.

 

Or you could just **** off and die

 

I floss daily guys.

I bought organic, plastic free, floss from Amazon for an amount that would make Venom blush.

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I thought this thread was going to be about Jennifer Lawrence (whose **** I would gladly use for toothpaste).

Instead it's Grove boring on about Colgate.

 

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Am I the only one who thinks Jennifer Lawrence is a munter? Weird looking thing. Have you seen her without make-up? Makes Tina look like Grace Kelly.

Edit: Cracking body on her, mind.

 

I just gargle bleach. Works a fkin treat

 

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I think she's a total darling but then I am staunchly heterosexual 6 days of the week.

 

She looks like a balloon with a face painted on it.

 

And I'd love to prick her.

 

You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.

ps she's gorgeous