I'm astonished the bloke knows how to write a text. In other news, Hayden really, really doesn't want to be here.
Perez came together, as he's going down the Cardiff player has kicked back with his foot and caught him in the head/face quite deliberately.
Was what they'll call (on MOTD) an "unnatural action". Red card all day - except against the Toon, when certain unwritten laws come into play. Hayden having a stinker and trying to get sent off to secure a move to Cardiff.
Looks like since we went ahead we are retreating. We had 4 shots prior to the goal and zero afterwards.