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Match Day Thread Toon V Man Utd

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  1. Mick O'Toon

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    Schadenfreude comes to mind lol
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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    The ****ing bald nonce
     
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  3. FadgewackeR

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    DAVE!!! YOUR MRS SUCKS COCK DAVE!!
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We have just beat 5 billion utd.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can’t remember being in the middle of an atmosphere like that in a very long time.

    of course it was helped by the boys I was with.


    The cockney mancs were anonymous.


    Chant of the night as we all streamed out past the crying mancs…..

    (to the tune of Geordie boys taking the piss)

    Geordie boys on a bender
    Mason Greenwood’s a sex offender

    I even saw coppers laughing….
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Anyone know where I left me step father he’s gone missing <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    There’s only one Bruno. He ran the midfield.

    But massive credit has to go to Longstaff. The kid ran into the ground and has been acknowledged as one of the fittest and most energetic midfielders in the PL.

    We schooled them today.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Well they left early enough. Their end was half empty after we got our second.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    It’s a long way back to London
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I'm sure Shearer was well cheered up

    :1980_boogie_down:

    Dirty Manc bastards
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    oh aye I knew we forgot something
     
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    Not as far as Chippy has to go, Consett. That’s like on another planet.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ref was good today. He had the measure of Daaaaaaaaaaviiiiiid and stopped him doing his ****housery.
     
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    26 mins. Did good. The caravans were off the road.
     
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  16. Diego

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    Just popped over to say well played by your lot today.
    Could easily have been 4 or 5 nil and although we never really turned up it was still a good watch because your team played good fast football.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    cheers mate. Kind and welcome words.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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