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Match Day Thread Toon v Man Utd - a half arsed attempt at a match thread

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd love to smash Glenn Hoddle's face in using the corpse of Robbie Savage to beat him with.
     
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    Get used to that number ;)
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

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    Perez doesn't understand MAN ON!!!!
     
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  4. Travelsick07

    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    Colo reinventing himself as Pirlo. **** it. Buy a proper centre back and play colo in the middle.
     
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  5. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Perez is having a stinker. He should have been on the bench.
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    What the hell is Perez at?
    He looks half asleep, slow and ponderous, dwelling on the ball too much.
    Needs hooked
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Was Perez out on the lash last night. **** me. He's having a shocker.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Our players are thick. I mean is the ball on fire.....
     
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  9. Travelsick07

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    Should be 3-1 now
     
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  10. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Colback and Perez off for De Jong and Thauvin. Go 4-1-4-1.
     
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  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    let off and hook springs to mind yet again
     
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  12. Seabass

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    There are goals here. Anything could happen
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Is thauvin not injured.
     
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  14. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    could we have just one decent delivery PLEASE
     
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Our defenders think they are strikers, Janmatt, Mbemba both pushing forwards, but heck they are leaving us exposed to the counter attack.
     
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  17. Travelsick07

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    Man Colback...he really is a 71 isn't he.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Colback. The worst player in premiership history. So overraTed.
     
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  19. Travelsick07

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    Colo playing really well mind.
     
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  20. General Lee Speaking

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    It would appear so. I had assumed he was on the bench. Must be injured pride. **** it, give Marveaux a game.
     
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