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Match Day Thread Toon v Man Utd - a half arsed attempt at a match thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I am expecting a reaction from the players tonight and fully expect us to now go on an unbeaten run of at least 27 minutes!
     
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  3. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    27! ..I know we are crap*, but that is harsh ...hell, we have managed several 89 minute unbeaten runs recently

    (* includes ...selling our best players AND getting relegated to conference level of ****eness)
     
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  4. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Shirley it's a premier league level of ****eness?

    </pedant>
     
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  5. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Korrect ...and dont call me Shirley ...it Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Kernt.

    Hahhahaha.

    Will you do our derby thread please Comm?
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    all kitted out and raring to go
    check list :- season ticket, scarf, gloves, hat, and shirt

    right lets go .........HTL
     
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  8. leez

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    whey ive went for mitro anytime goal 100/30 canny price
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

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    Jeezus fecking Christ, what the feckity feck is mcclarts doing?! Why have we gone back to the same defensive garbage?!! He needs fecking kicking.
     
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  10. Obviously, I'd prefer a Newcastle win here but I've stupidly picked Man Utd in my accumulator <doh>
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Right come on lads - do it for Pavel!!
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Only one minute in and l am sick of Robbie a Savage already
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    Ref on the Man utd pay roll.

    Very harsh pen.
     
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  14. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    How many refereeing shockers are we to have this season? You're often told these things even themselves out - there isn't enough season left to even it out now, so we're in for a good time next year.
     
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  15. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Can we have the full time whistle now please?

    Terrible decision from the ref, great decision for us Jacks though.
     
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  16. General Lee Speaking

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    Asian betting syndicate mate :emoticon-0148-yes:

    Either that or he's a ****ing incompetent ****ing ****. Probably will have ruined the game. The **** should be struck off and never referee a game of football ever again.
     
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  17. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Why would you play 3-5-2 for 45 minutes then revert back to the same shyte that's got us third bottom?
     
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  18. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    0-1. Familiar, somehow....
     
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  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Never a handball, Fellani headed the ball onto his hand from a foot away. How can it possibly be deliberate .
    When is our ****e luck going to change.
    Only positive is that it's early doors.
    We also seem to have forgotten there is a left hand side of the pitch also.
     
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