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Match Day Thread Toon v Hammers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 16, 2024.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    West Ham usually play **** up in the Toon

    If we lose this prepare for a meltdown
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    We concede a goal and they’ll wet the bed. We get two bookings and they’ll wet the bed. Bruno looking like he’ll get a card will get them wetting the bed. Etc etc
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Keep losing but they say Howe is doing fine. Keep getting injuries but say Howe is doing fine. Getting lower down the league and saying we will finish 1st but Howe is……

    Doing fine.

    Keep playing Burn. But Howe is doing fine.

    Same tactics week in week out. Howe is……..
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    you won't win matches in the Premier league with the amount of crap nufc have been reduced to fielding.

    I keep hearing people sighting a favourable run in ? Based on what ? Last season? The current side available is ****.
     
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  6. Welshie

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    If we beat these the mood will change again.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    I actually agree I feel like these two fixtures over Easter will decide whether it's been #bedwetting or just reasoned appraisal.
     
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  8. Welshie

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    Not getting 6 points at home to West Ham and Everton would be poor.

    I know West Ham are above us, but I do think we have the edge with home advantage.

    Everton are appalling, I am tired of people suggesting otherwise. They play absolute rock bottom football.

    If we can't beat these two with advantage then I think it's reasonable to presume Howe has lost the squad.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    I think they're missing a couple of players in kudos and alvarez, but Bowen is a tremendous player and loves a shot... Dubravka is dreadful when it comes to shots from around the 18 yard box.
     
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    Finally some good news .. Trippier Livramento and Barnes are available.
     
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  11. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Well, Alvarez is banned after finally reached his 10th yellow, which is later than I thought he'd do it. Without him we are ****ing dire at the back, so you'll rinse ours.
     
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    I think this means it'll be a draw then
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I'll take that.
     
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  14. Roland Deschain

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    “Sean Longstaff is Newcastle United's "unsung hero" after a campaign in which he has hit new levels of maturity at St James' Park.”

    **** me, Eddie.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Yeah I heard that! I've been saying it for all season that Howe thinks he's essential.
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    He said he liked five at the back. Hall and Livramento wing backs. I agree with him on this one.

    Howe will be delighted as well, gets to pick Burn every week without retribution.
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    aye
     
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  18. Leo Billy

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    Christ, matured in falling on the floor with his weird dives aye that’s about it
     
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    The worst part is that there's a large number of the fanbase that agree with Howe.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Look, I might well be a large part of the fanbase, but I never said I agree with him.
     
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