Match Day Thread Toon v Dortmund

Of course you won't - if you don't enter them. We are watching you.

 

This site is proper weird. I'm looking back and can't see any complaining or bed wetting.

Are people seriously not allowed to comment on the match if we miss an open goal?

So, if we miss a chance, to not offend some of the grandfathers on here we have to all golf clap?

 

**** **** **** **** ****

and that was just the ref in the first half

 

You can't blame me for the fact Longstaff and Joelinton were both absolutely shocking tonight.

 

Obviously id rather not have tonight but is sure as **** rather watch that than being a Mackem and watching my team get pumped by Leicester in the lower leagues!

 

BTW their no 8 is absolutely class.

 

I have

 

bed wetting this

not allowed to comment on the match

edit your post now. "newcastle played amazing"

 

Remember guys we are in the Champions league now so whenever you see several misplaced passes ignore it because Champions league. Anything less than sucking the teams collective dick each and every game is unacceptable because Champions league.

What do you mean Wilson looks slow? How dare you whinge we are in the Champions league don't you know?!.

 

We didn’t we were ****, we backed off them, paid them too much respect , didn’t do the basics right, struggled to just passed, had little intensity and made them look way better than they are. Also wor flags are now pissing me off. Once in a while - great, every game - nah no thanks.

 

So basically Newcastle have to win in Dortmund or they'll be out most likely.

I don't think they'll win there Dortmund we're very impressive and second half they just parked the bus.

Newcastle are still another 400 million away from the elite.

 

Shut up mate we are in the Champions league take your negativity elsewhere.

 

They both played poorly but I personally think Dortmund were excellent.. nobody seems to realise this factor when Newcastle can't steam roll the opposition.

 

We need to stop being so sentimental with players and get some ****ing replacements in next season.

I am so sick of us kissing the ****ing ass of a professional premier league footballer who pokes in a goal or has a decent game one in every 15 matches.

 

Why is everyone having a period?

 

We're being sarcastic you dense old prick

anyway, how was your evening?

 

I'm all good mate I just dont like thay we aren't allowed to point out where we went wrong without being classified as whinging or being told we should be happy, you can be delighted to be in the champions league whole pointing out valid criticisms.

Hope you're doing well anyway

 

Newcastle win and the fans lick the wrong players arses.. I blame the fans...no other club seeking success would be lording Longstaffs lascelles Murphy and Burn.



Goodnight.

Sneaks out.

 

What's Ron Waffles opinion on all this?

 

He thinks Joe Willock is absolutely essential and all those crap about longstaff being pivotal is a joke.